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Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein

Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.

Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.

Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga
Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga
Mein God Promise Karta Hun
Net Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.

Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.

Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti Hain
Ghar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti Hain
Saara Kaam Khatam Karkay
Das Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.

Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein
Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein
Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahoo
Daddy Internet Laga Dein

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Funny Shayari | July 20th, 2009by Urdu Poetry

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