Funny Shayari

kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma
khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh ?unique? hai
main ne kaha ke ?Bazm-e-Naaz? us ne kaha ke ?Kya kaha?
main ne kaha ke ?Kuchh nahin? us ne kaha ke ?Theek hai?

pankhhay ki ruki nabz chalaane kay liye aa
kamre ka bujha balb jalaane kay liye aa
tamheed-e-judaai hai agarchay tera milna
?aa phir se mujhe chhoR kay jaane kay liye aa?

Anwar Masood

Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana?..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain?.
Wo Bachiyan Phasana?.
Wo Hasna Hasana?.
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana?.
Teachrz Ki Hatana?
Wo Punishment Milna?..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana?.
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana?..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na?..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs?.
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Yadain Hi Yadain.

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker..

Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker
Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker
Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker

Na Dartay Hain Na Naa-dim Hain
Na Maanain K woh Khaadim Hain
Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai
Is Dais Main Andhay Haakim Hain

Yah Raqam Saray Likhtay Hain
Qawneen Yahan Na Tiktay Hain
Hai Yahan Per Karoobaar Bohat
Is Dais Main Gurday Biktay Hain

Yahan DOLLAR DOLLAR Hoti Hai
Or G.D.P Kasootti Hai
Kuch Loog Hain Aali Shaan Bohat
or Kuch Ka Nuqsaan Rootti Hai

Umeed Ko Lay Ker Parhtay Hain
Phir Degree Lay ker Phirtay Hain
Jab JOB Na Un Ke Milti Hai
Phir Khud-kush Hamlay Kartay Hain

Woh Kehtay Hain Sab Acha Hai
Or Fooj Ka Raaj Sacha Hai
Khoota Gaari Wala Kyun Yah Manay
Jab Bhooka Us Ka Bacha Hai

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker?!!!

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

khudi ko kar garam itna

khudi ko kar garam itna

kai sardi anay say pahlay

kai sardi anay say pahlay

khuda banday say khud pochay

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bata teri razai kaha hai

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?