Funny Shayari

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Funny Shayari Collection

Who doesnt like Funny Poetry, people of pakistan love Urdu Funny Poetry. Funny Poetry is known as Mazahiya Shayari, Mazahia Shayari or Funny Shayari. Urdu Funny Poetry is loved in pakistan, so we have a huge collection of Urdu Funny Poetry lined up for our visitors to read.



Najane kis baat

Funny Shayari

Najane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho dost….
khuwab main bhi milte ho to kaddu jesa mun bana lete ho:



Tere haseen hathon ka

Funny Shayari

Tere Haseen Hatho Ka Ahtram Krte Hein FARAZ.
Warna Hum Kabhi Yasso Panjo Mein Maaf Nhi Krte…



Begairat hain log

Funny Shayari

Yu bahana banana nahin acha
Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha
Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab
Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…



Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Funny Shayari

Na bijli na cng na safe kisi ki jaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Jhootay sachey case bana ke ik doojay ko rolain
Jahan pe common fayda inke wahan ikathey ho lein
Jail training leke niklein bane seyasatdaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Khambey sath khalotey rehnde Jo wehle mustandey
Banda in ko lamyaan pa ke changa phandey
Janjjj kisi ki dhol kisi ka aewain e nachhi jaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Har ik match pe satta laga ke har bar hardey
Har ik road pe shokhay one-whieling pe karde
Agli nassal ke hath mein hai sheesha cigerrete paan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Aap broiler ban gaye hum kha kha chicken machini
Sunyaarey bhi sona chad ke bechne lag gaye cheeni
Paanch rupay ke sikkay jitna paanch rupay ka naan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Jese tota mena ranjha mangey apni choori
Wese her ik file ke andar note zarooori
Warna chakar lagatey ho jayen halkaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Chatting message msn ke peechey kese bhaagey
Package karwa ke saari ratain jaagey
Hatam howey in ke parrhan parhaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Ghar araam se bethey hon ge road pe sab ko jaldi
Sabar ka phal jo meetha, nahin hai iski demand
Chahey hon in ke chaalaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Aadat parri dikhawy ki, woh jaan na is se chootey
Masnoooyi se ho gaye sarey sab rishtey tootay
Buray lage sab rishte, zeher lagen mehmaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan



Biryani samajh kar

Funny Shayari

Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar
Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar
Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka
osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar



Monday ko office jana hai

Funny Shayari

Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh Faraz
Her Sakhs Woh Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko Office Jana Hai :p



Tum bhi likha karo shayari

Funny Shayari

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega?



Woh meri hamsaayi hai jee

Funny Shayari

duniya mein apni aik se dilrubaayie hai ji
kya btaaon bhia wo meri humsaayie hai ji
hum isay apni khush kisimti samjhte hein
jo hum ne us ki sachi mohabat paayie hai ji
aisi khatrnaak aurat se mohabat kar ke
hum ne apni zindgi daao peh lagaayie hai ji
aaj gali ke logoon seh mujeh pata chla hai
ke wo kafir haseena badi harjaayie hai ji
jo kabi murghi palak kilaati thi badeh pyar se
woi aaj asghar se hui praayie hai ji



daal mein jo kala hai ji

Funny Shayari

daal mein jo kala hai ji
wo garam masala hai ji
aik pal ki humein khabr nahein
maghr mansooba sau salaa hai ji
usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai
jo minister ka sala hai ji
hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji
ab Allaha he uhs ka rakhwala hai ji
hum unn ka kya churaate thay
jo humein dil se nikala hai ji



Funny Shayari

Teri yaad her pal satati thi,
Wah Wah

Teri yaad her pal satati thi,
Aik billi moti tazi thi jo mazay se ding dong khati thi….


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