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Wife:honey,What R U Looking for?

Wife:honey,What R U Looking 4?

Husband: Nothing

Wife:why Have U Been Reading Our Marriage Certificate 4 An Hour ?

Husband: I Was Just Looking 4 The Expiry Date

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SMS Shayari | September 6th, 2009by Urdu Poetry

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