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Close your eyes and think about yourself

Funny SMS

Close your eyes and think about yourself,

Your face

Your style

Your nature

Your smile

Your looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR movie dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo 😉



School Life vs University Life

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School vs University

School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,

School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,

School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,

School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar

School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri

Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.



Sab se zyada nasha kis me hota he

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Teacher: sb se zyada nasha kis me hota he?
Student:taleem me!
Teacher:wo kesy?
Student: kitabain kholty hi neend ajati he.



Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola

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Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola: chal apna Naam bol?

Man: ‘Trikuulavaty Thekeyparambli Muttu Iyyer Swami Ganpat Rao’

Police (book band kr k) ;
Agli bar gari ke papers, NIC or licence sath rakhna.. 😀



I’am turning off my cell

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Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after

10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse



My attitude in exams

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My ATITTUDE In Exams.

They Give Me Questi0ns Which i don’t Know.

So…..

I Give Them Answers Which They D0nt Know. 😉

Tit 4 Tat..:-



Yaad Hy Tmhe Wo School k Din.?

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Yaad Hy Tmhe Wo School k Din.?

Hm Kitna Kehltay Thy
Baatain Kartay Thy.

Larrtay Thy
Hanstay Thy
Rotay Thy

Nahi Yaad.?

Kaise Yaad Hoga
Hm ek School Mein Kahan Parhtay Thy.

Kamaal Krtay ho;-)



Mujhe zindagi se har ek mauj mili

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Kabi kabi nhi roz mili,..
Mujhe Zindgi se hr ek moj mili..

Ek sacha dost manga tha Zindgi se..
minu ty Chavlaan di foj Mili;-)



Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..

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Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
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Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
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Abhi Aap Chotey Ho Is Liye..
“Some Text Missing”..:-D



Sote Waqt Koi Tension Lekar Nahin Sona Chahiye

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Purani Kahawat Hy k Sote Waqt Koi Tension Lekar Nahin Sona Chahiye.
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Hairat hy,
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Phir Bhi Log
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Biwi K Sath hi Sote Hain.


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