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People now a days are just like bluetooth

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People now a days are just like bluetooth..

If you stay close, they stay connected..!
&
If you are a little away, They find new devices to connect with..!!



Agar aap ko rona araha ho

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Agar Aap Ko Roona Aa Raha Ho,,
To Aap Ussi Waqt Aayeena Dekh Len…
Qasam seAap ki Hansi Nikal Jaayegi :p



Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

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Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until ä thäppär or ä sändal with ä velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his Face by ä lovely girl..,

This force is cälled be-ezzäti, which is directly propotionäl to shärmindägi..,



3 Bändäy Hajj Nahi kr Sktey!

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3 Bändäy Hajj Nahi kr Sktey!

1.Asif Zardari, Q k koi Shakhs Apney Ap ko Pathar Nai Mar Sakta.

2. Altaf Hussain, Q k Haj Telephone Pe Nahi Ho Sakta.

3. Nawaz Sharif, Q k koi Shahks 1 Crore k baal lagwa kar Tind karwane ki Ghalti Nai karey Ga…



2 nalaik exam ke baad

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?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha 😀



Parhayi jesi mohabbat

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Kaaash!!

Parhaie b muhabbat jesi h0ti….

Khud e h0 jati… 😀 😛



Boy was rejected

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Feel the diffrence…

The boy was rejected and a girl was selected in an interview because of same reason..

Donon ki shirt ka pehla button khula huwa tha 😀



Aap ke shohar me nuks hai

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Hakeem orat ki nabz chek krty huy:
BB ap thek ho
Ap k shohr Me aulad na hony ka Nuks hy
Orat: poory Mohally Me Nuks hai keya.?



Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai

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Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Nurse: Blood group bolo..

Boy: Koi b chlega..

Nurse: Kaise chalega..?

Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai.



Best sms of 1946

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BEST Sms Of 1946

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Koi Aqal nu hath maaro, us wely Mobile hai C.
Bus agg lgi hondi A sms parhan di……..???


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