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Funny SMS

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5% Girls Names
3% Girls Phone Numbers
2% Stuff We Should Know For College
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90% Song Lyrics. 😀 😀



Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se facebook

Funny SMS

Quaid_e_Azam ka latest beyan
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.
Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se FACEBOOK ki service
“FaraZ”
.
Aik yehi to book hai jo wo dil laga kar parhtay hain:D



Ashiq hoon aapka

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Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi,
Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi 😛



Aids awareness program

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AIDS awareness Program:

Use “first hand” or use “just hand” 😀



Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya

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Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
.
Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho 😉



Airhostess faislabad di si

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Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??

Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:

Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.

Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada

Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.

Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..



Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

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Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?

BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

k
“Sending Fail ”
kar doon..



Sit down and shutup. :D

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Dear parents, you spend the first two years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling us to sit down and shutup. 😀



Aik rupia lakh nahi hota

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1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta

ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.



Playing a 20-20 match

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Boy: Im 20 yrs old.
What about u?
Girl: Im also 20 yrs old.
Boy: then come to my bed room.
Girl: for what?
Boy: for playing 20-20 match! =D


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