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Teri meri prem kahani

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Teri meri
Meri teri
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Prem kahani,

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Hai he nahi:-O
Chal nikal;-



Dear letters

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Dear LETTERS,

Would you please mind staying in ALPHABET.

Sincerely,

An ALGEBRA Student. . . =P =D



Itni bari khushi

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Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi



Mere khawb mein aik larki ayi

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Husband to wife
Kal mere khuwab mai ek lerki ayi thi,wah kia lerki thi

Wife: Akeli ayi hogi

Husband:tumko kese pata?

Wife:uska husband mere khuwb mai aya tha



Sir yeh rab nawaz ki ammi hai

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Training k doraan 1 0fficer ney sipahi se poocha …
Ya hath main kaya hai…
Rab nawaz : sir ya bandook hai …
0fficer : ya bandook nai tumhari izaat hai tumhari maa hai maa…
The 0fficer to next pathan sipahi….
Tumhary hath main kaya hai….
Pathan : sir ya rab nawaz ki ammi hai aur humari khala hai..



Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho

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Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)



Larki set karne ke 4 tareekey

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Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain.

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“Shabash jwanoooo”

Ramadan ka maheena hay
Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:D:D….



Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye

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Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:

Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai



Aye KHUDA Mery Abbu Salaamat Rahain

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Zardari To Musharaff Ka Bhi Baap Nikla…

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