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Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K
Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko
Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj [...]

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Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

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Woh Dilli Chali Gayi

Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

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Yehi Anjam Hota Hai

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai
Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

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Students K Dard University Kya Jane

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

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Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli?Shukriya Bhai Jaan

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Tum Mar Jaoo Gey

Kon Kehta Hai Mout Aye Gii To Tum Mar Jaoo Gey
Tum To Bander Ho? Darkth Per Charh Jaoo Gey

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Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein
Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.
Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.
Aap Kehte Hain [...]

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Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm

Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain
Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain
Kissi Se “Luv U” Kehte Hain Kissi Se “Hug U” Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??
Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko [...]

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Hindi/Urdu Mazahiya Shayari [Mix]

Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Kyuki Tumare Ghar Ki Ghanti Hum Hi Baja Kar Bhage
Aap Itrate Bahut Ho
Dil Ko Behlate Bahut Ho
Sochte Hai Aap Ko DINNER Par Le Jaye
Par Kya Kare ZALIM Tum Khate Bahut Ho
Hum Bhi Dost Tere Lie TAJ MAHAL Banaaenge..
Gaur Farmaaiga..
Hum [...]

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Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Idher To Shehar Ke Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Udher Tamaam Lafangey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Main Unn Ka Maal Gaban Ker Ke Jab Say Bhaitha Hoon
Yateem Khaaney Ke Bachey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Mila Hai Nuskha Jawaani Palat Ka Jab Say Mujhey
Tumharey Shehar Ke Bhudey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Main Jinn Ke Waastey Jootey Chura Le Jail Gaya
Woh [...]

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Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai

Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai?
Jab Yehi Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai?
Paheli Barish Me Train Late Hone Ki Fikr Hai
Bhul Gaye Bhigte Hue Tahelna Kya Hai?
Serails Ke Kirdaaro Ka Saara Haal Hai Malum
Par Maa Ka Haal Puchhne Ki Fursat Kise Hai?
Ab Ret Pe Nage Pao Tahelte Kyu Nahi?
108 [...]

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Boys Gussa Nahin Karna

Boys Gussa Nahin Karna
Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain
Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain
Kissi Se “Luv U” Kehte Hain Kissi Se “Hug U” Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??
Mobile De [...]

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Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo Per

Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo Per
Roze Karta Hoon Naya Aik Safar Yahoo Per
Shaam Takk Rehti Hai Jaari Tugg-O-Dau Rozi Ki
Aur Phir Raat Say Hoti Hai Sahar Yahoo Per
Faaslay Abb Kahan Haayal Rahay Insaanon Mein
Kar Hi Laitay Hain Mulaaqat Magar Yahoo Per
Ilm Ka Aik Samandar Hai Pyaason Kay Liay
Dekh Nadaan Koi Ilzaam Na Dhar [...]

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Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker
Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Ker
6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Ker
Ker Ke Gher Sunsaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Sone Ke Set Banwaye Gi
Shaan Masale Bhi Laye Gi
Suit Bohut Se Silwaye Gi
Silk Ke Le Ke Thaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Aish Karon Gi Amma Ke Gher
Kaam Karain Ge Noker Chaker
Car Main [...]

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    Koii Mousam Ho Wasl o Hijar Ka Hum Yaad Rakhtay Hain Teri Baaton Say Is Dil Ko Bohat Aabad Rakhtay Hain Kabhi Dil Kay Sahifay Per Tujhay Tasveer Kartay Hain Kabhi Palkon Ki Cha’on Main Tujhay Zanjeer Kartay Hain Kabhi Khowabeda Shaamon Main Kabhi Barish Ki Raaton Main Koii Mousam Ho Wasl o Hijar Ka Hum Yaad Rakhtay Hain […]
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    Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai, Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai…… Ankhon mein ashkon ka samandar hai.. lagta hai jaise koi patta shaakhon se toot raha hai…… Ashkon ko Meri Aankhon mein rehne ki aadat si ho gayi hai Ab toh Jaise Ishq hi mujh se rooth raha hai…… kuchh [...] […]
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    Charagh hun kab say jal raha hun, mujhy duaon mein yad rakhiye Jo bujh gaya to sahar numa hun, mujhy duaon mein yad rakhiye Jo bat ap keh na paye, meri ghazal mein bayan hoi hai Main ap ka harf_e_mud’a hun, mujhy duaon mein yad rakhiye Bohat he shaistagi say her lamha doobti ek sada ki surat Main khilwat_e_jan mein [...] […]
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    itanii muddat baad mile ho kin socho.n me.n gum rahate ho tez havaa ne mujh se puuchhaa ret pe kyaa likhate rahate ho kaun sii baat hai tum me.n aisii itane achchhe kyo.n lagate ho ham se na puuchho hijr ke qisse apanii kaho ab tum kaise ho […]
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    Teri Bargah Mein Ay Khuda, Junhi Sar Ko Maine Jukha Diya, Usi Waqt Teri Khudayi Ne, Mujhe pastiyon Se Utha Diya, Main Zaleel Tha Main Haqeer Tha, Tere Dar ka Aik Faqeer Tha, Tu Ne Aik Hi Sajday Mein, Mujhe Kya Se Kya Bana Diya, Rag-e-Jaan Se Bhi Tu Qareeb hai,Tu Hi Likhta Sab K Naseeb Hai, Jisay Chaha Pal [...] […]
  • Jaise Insan Ka Rishta Khud Apnay Ap se Hai.. May 30, 2010
    Mat Tor Woh Taluk Jo Teri Zaat Se Hai, Tu Khafa Meri Kis Baat Se Hai, Tu Bhi Na Uljha Kar Mujhse Is Tarah, Jo Tu Achi Tarah Wakif Mere Jazbat Se Hai, Main Kaise Ji Lon Tumse Rooth Kar, Meri Har Saans Wabasta Teri Yaad Se Hai, Mera Taluk Jura Hai Kuch Is Tarah Tumse, Jaise Insan Ka Rishta Khud Apnay [...] […]
  • Buss ik jeenay ki khwahish thi aur wo bhi May 30, 2010
    Jahan jahan bersaat uterti daikhi hai Her sou teri yaad bikherti daikhi hai Tum se pehlay dil sa buzdil koi na tha Aur phir iss dil se dunya derti dekhi hai Dil ke gehray sannatay main raaton ko Kabhi kabhi ik hook ubherti dekhi hai Buss ik jeenay ki khwahish thi aur wo bhi Hum ne apni aankhon merti dekhi hai ( Farhat [...] […]
  • Wo mery paas sy guzra hy begana ban k.. May 23, 2010
    Teri beparda nigahon ka nishana ban k, Khud sy jhagra hun buhat tera deewana ban k, Mujhy is trhan se na dekh teri zulfon ki qasam, Phir na reh paonga main tujh se begana ban k, Neend ankhon k dareechy sy to hy door magar, Khawab aaty hain phir sony ka bahana ban k, Ye talatum teri ulfat ka [...] […]
  • Parhta hun to Lehja b Tum, Aawaz b Tum ho… May 23, 2010
    Mera saawan b Tum ho meri Pyaas b Tum ho, Sehra ki baahon mein chupi Aas b Tum ho, Tum yun to bohat door! bohat door ho Mujhse, Ehsaas ye hota hai Mere paas b Tum ho, Har Zakham ki Aaghosh mein ha dard Tumhara, Har dard mein taskeen ka Ehsaas b Tum ho, Kho jao to Veeran si [...] […]
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    Tera Aks K Qareb’tar,Teri Yad Jan Se Aziz’tar, Tera Dard Sab Se Hai Mo’atbaar, Kabhi Loat Aao Jo Ho Sakay, Tere Bin Hai Soona Mera nagar, Mere Hum Nasheen Mere Humsafar, Teri Dosti Hai Azeem’Tar, Tujhay Dua’en Itni Main De Sakun, Koi De Sakay Na Umer Bhar……!!!! […]