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Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:27:16 +0000

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K

Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko

Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi

Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikal Rahe The
Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikal Rahe The

Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya He
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jwaab Aaya Hai

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:26:44 +0000

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

Woh Dilli Chali Gayi

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:25:23 +0000

Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

Yehi Anjam Hota Hai

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:24:17 +0000

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai
Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

Students K Dard University Kya Jane

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:23:17 +0000

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:22:54 +0000

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli?Shukriya Bhai Jaan

Tum Mar Jaoo Gey

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:21:38 +0000

Kon Kehta Hai Mout Aye Gii To Tum Mar Jaoo Gey
Tum To Bander Ho? Darkth Per Charh Jaoo Gey

Daddy Internet Laga Dein

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:20:25 +0000

Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein

Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.

Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.

Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga
Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga
Mein God Promise Karta Hun
Net Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.

Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.

Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti Hain
Ghar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti Hain
Saara Kaam Khatam Karkay
Das Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.

Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein
Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein
Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahoo
Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:19:45 +0000

Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain

Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain

Kissi Se ?Luv U? Kehte Hain Kissi Se ?Hug U? Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??

Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko Inspire Kerte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paisoon Ka Khana Kharab Kerte Hain

Bohat Pur-Josh Rehte Hain Bohat Si Baatein Kerte Hain
Mager Matlub Ki Baatoon Ko Huns Ke Taala Kerte Hain

Deen Ki Baatoon Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Kartay Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhtay Hain

Nahin Ager Aap Ki Niyat Mein Koi Futoor
Tow Larkion Ke Face Mein Kia Talaash Kerte Hain???

Kahain Tu Hard Disk Bhar Doon Inn Pe Likh Ker
Chalein Chorein Aaj Hum Inn Ko Maaf Kerte Hain?..

Hindi/Urdu Mazahiya Shayari [Mix]

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:19:22 +0000

Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Kyuki Tumare Ghar Ki Ghanti Hum Hi Baja Kar Bhage

Aap Itrate Bahut Ho
Dil Ko Behlate Bahut Ho
Sochte Hai Aap Ko DINNER Par Le Jaye
Par Kya Kare ZALIM Tum Khate Bahut Ho

Hum Bhi Dost Tere Lie TAJ MAHAL Banaaenge..
Gaur Farmaaiga..
Hum Bhi Dost Tere Lie TAJ MAHAL Banaaenge..
Ek Cup Shubah.. Or Ek Cup Shaam Ko Pilaenge

Mere Marne Ke Baad Mere Doston,
Yu Aansoo Na Bahana,
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye To,
Sidhe Upar Chale Aana!!

Kitna Pyaar Karte Hain Tumse
Kaash Tumko Bhi Yeh Ehsaas Ho Jaye
Magar Aisa Na Ho Ke
Woh Hosh Mein Tab Aaaye
Jab Hum Gehri Neend Mein So Jaaye

Amiri Ke Khwab Dekhne Laga
Angreji Sharab Chakhane Laga
Baap Ne Kabhi Pager Nahi Dekha
Aur Beta Mobile Rakhne Laga!!!

Hathi Nay Kaha Ja Kar Hathni Ki Kabar Per
Sadqay Jaoon Tumhari Patli Kamar Per

Tum Bhi Becahara,Hum Bhi Becahara
Fittay Mu Tumhara,Fittay Mu Hamara

Lahore Ki Larkiyan Dholki Bajati Hain
Multan Ki Larkiyan Halwa Banati Hain
Faisla Bad Ki Larkiyan Kachorian Banati Hain
Karachi Ki Larkiyan Pagal Banati Hain