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Welcome to the largest collection of insult sms. You can sen these insult sms to pakistan and india. Send these mobile insult sms message to your friends and enjoy.

Anybody who told

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn?t have given you worse advice?

5 votes, 4.60 avg. rating



I?ve seen more life

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I?ve seen more life in a down and out?s vest.

4 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



Haven?t I seen

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Haven?t I seen your face before ? on a police poster?
Look who?s talking ? I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

2 votes, 4.00 avg. rating



3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ? one was caught watching tv ? another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

4 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



It?s the thing that satisfies

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It?s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It?s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

1 vote, 5.00 avg. rating



Brains aren?t everything

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Brains aren?t everything.
In fact in your case they?re nothing

6 votes, 3.50 avg. rating



Cheese is Cheese

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

5 votes, 4.20 avg. rating



You are one of the most CUTE

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don?t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

3 votes, 4.33 avg. rating



At this moment in time

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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on

0 votes, 0.00 avg. rating



Think well

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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

3 votes, 5.00 avg. rating


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  • Ajnabi ban ke miloon ga main tujhe mehfil main.. August 16, 2015
    Ajnabi ban ke miloon ga main tujhe mehfil main, Tu ne chairri bhi to main baat badal jaaon ga..… The post Ajnabi ban ke miloon ga main tujhe mehfil main.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Chal parro to paaniyon main raahguzar maujood hai.. August 15, 2015
    Theher jao to nahi hai bastiyon main raasta, Chal parro to paaniyon main raahguzar maujood hai..… The post Chal parro to paaniyon main raahguzar maujood hai.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Aayina dekh ke kehte hain sanwarne waale.. August 14, 2015
    Aayina dekh ke kehte hain sanwarne waale, Aaj be-maut maren ge mere marne waale..… The post Aayina dekh ke kehte hain sanwarne waale.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Aik do din nahin barson ki shanasaayi hai.. August 13, 2015
    Bhoolne waley ne yeh bhi na socha hoga, Aik do din nahin barson ki shanasaayi hai..… The post Aik do din nahin barson ki shanasaayi hai.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Khuda karay ke meri arz-e-pak per utre.. August 13, 2015
    Khuda karay ke meri arz-e-pak per utre, Wo fasl-e-gul jisse andesha-e-zawaal na ho, Yahan jo phool khilay, khila rahe sadiyon, Yahan khizaan ko guzarne ki bi majaal na ho, Yahan jo sabza ugay, hamesha sabz rahe, Aur aisa sabz key jis ki koi missaaal na ho, Khuda karay ke na kham ho sir-e-waqar-e-watan, Aur is […]
  • Milte nahin hain apni kahani main hum kahin.. August 12, 2015
    Milte nahin hain apni kahani main hum kahin, Ghaayeb huye hain jab se teri daastaan se hum..… The post Milte nahin hain apni kahani main hum kahin.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.