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Welcome to the largest collection of insult sms. You can sen these insult sms to pakistan and india. Send these mobile insult sms message to your friends and enjoy.

Anybody who told

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn?t have given you worse advice?

5 votes, 4.60 avg. rating



I?ve seen more life

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I?ve seen more life in a down and out?s vest.

4 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



Haven?t I seen

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Haven?t I seen your face before ? on a police poster?
Look who?s talking ? I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

3 votes, 4.33 avg. rating



3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ? one was caught watching tv ? another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

8 votes, 4.38 avg. rating



It?s the thing that satisfies

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It?s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It?s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

3 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



Brains aren?t everything

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Brains aren?t everything.
In fact in your case they?re nothing

7 votes, 3.71 avg. rating



Cheese is Cheese

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

8 votes, 4.38 avg. rating



You are one of the most CUTE

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don?t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

4 votes, 4.50 avg. rating



At this moment in time

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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on

2 votes, 4.50 avg. rating



Think well

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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

5 votes, 5.00 avg. rating


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    Saahil ke tamashaayi har doobne wale per, Afsos to karte hain imdaad nahin karte..… The post Saahil ke tamashaayi har doobne wale appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Mazdoor hoon mehnat ka silaa maang raha hoon.. May 2, 2016
    Mazdoor hoon mehnat ka silaa maang raha hoon, Haq dijiye khairaat nahin chahiye mujhe..… The post Mazdoor hoon mehnat ka silaa maang raha hoon.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Maine dekha hai keyi baar palatt ke.. April 29, 2016
    Maine dekha hai keyi baar palatt ke, Tum kahin bhi to dikhaayi nahin dete..… The post Maine dekha hai keyi baar palatt ke.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Mujhe maloom tha yeh sab.. April 28, 2016
    Mujhe maloom tha yeh sab, mera wajdaan kehta tha, Ik haadsa darpaish hona hai, mujhe darwaish hona hai..… The post Mujhe maloom tha yeh sab.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Udasiyon ka yeh mausam badal bhi sakta tha.. April 27, 2016
    Udaasiyon ka yeh mausam badal bhi sakta tha, Woh chahta to mere sath chal bhi sakta tha, Woh shakss tu ne jis ko chorrne ki jaldi ki, Tere mizaaj ke saanchay main dhhal bhi sakta tha, Woh jald-baaz khafaa ho kar chal diya warna, Tanaazaat ka koi hall nikal bhi sakta tha, Anaaa ne hath […]
  • To main bhi khush hoon.. April 26, 2016
    To main bhi khush hon koi us se ja ke keh dena, Agar woh khush hai mujhe be-qaraar karte huye, Tumhe khabar hi nahin hai ke koi toot geya, Mohababton ko bohat paayedaar karte huye..… The post To main bhi khush hoon.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaaon kese.. April 25, 2016
    Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaaon kese, Haal jesa bhi hai logon ko sunaaon kese, Khushk ankhon se bhi ashkon ki mehak ati hai, Main tere gham ko zamane se chupaaon kese, Teri suurat hi meri ankhon ka sarmaya hai, Tere chehre se nigaahon ko hattaaon kese, Tu hi batlaa meri yaadon ko bhulaane wale, […]
  • Us ke nazdeek gham-e-tark-e-wafa kuch bhi nahin.. April 24, 2016
    Us ke nazdeek gham-e-tark-e-wafa kuch bhi nahin, Mutmayin aesa hai woh jese ke hua kuch bhi nahin, Ab to hathon se lakeeren bhi mitti jaati hain, Us ko kho kar to mere pas raha kuch bhi nahin, Kal bicharrna hai to phir ehd-e-wafaa soch ke baandh, Abhi aghaaz-e-mohabbat hai geya kuch bhi nahin, Main to […]
  • Kahin door chal mere hamnawaa.. April 23, 2016
    Kisi aur bassti main dil laga, kahin door chal mere hamnawaa, Hai sheher mukamal faraib ka, kahin door chal mere hamnawaa, Har shakss matlab parast hai, humen is nagar main shikast hai, Na tera hai koi na hai mera, kahin door chal mere hamnawaa, Ab nafsa nafsi ka daur hai, be-reham logon ka zor hai, […]