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Anybody who told

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn?t have given you worse advice?

5 votes, 4.60 avg. rating



I?ve seen more life

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I?ve seen more life in a down and out?s vest.

4 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



Haven?t I seen

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Haven?t I seen your face before ? on a police poster?
Look who?s talking ? I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

2 votes, 4.00 avg. rating



3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ? one was caught watching tv ? another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

3 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



It?s the thing that satisfies

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It?s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It?s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

1 vote, 5.00 avg. rating



Brains aren?t everything

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Brains aren?t everything.
In fact in your case they?re nothing

6 votes, 3.50 avg. rating



Cheese is Cheese

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

5 votes, 4.20 avg. rating



You are one of the most CUTE

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don?t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

2 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



At this moment in time

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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on

0 votes, 0.00 avg. rating



Think well

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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

2 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



Scientists are trying

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Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age?..!!

2 votes, 4.50 avg. rating



I ?m a Very Responsible Person

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I ?m a Very Responsible Person

(?;?)

Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I?m Responsible for it?

3 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



when you go to the zoo

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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)

1 vote, 2.00 avg. rating



A rose is always

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A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground?..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital?

2 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



U r 20% Fantastic

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U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

4 votes, 4.75 avg. rating


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  • Puuche na zindagi me kisi ne bhi dil ke dukh.. April 1, 2015
    Puuche na zindagi me kisi ne bhi dil ke dukh, Ab sheher bhar me zikr meri khud-kushi ka hai..… The post Puuche na zindagi me kisi ne bhi dil ke dukh.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla.. April 1, 2015
    Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla, Darakhton per wohi mausam, Abhi tak muskuraate hain, Abhi tak surmayi shaamen, Hamare sath roti hain, Abhi tak mere hontton pe, Tumhare ehmari honton ki khushbuu raqss karti hai, Abhi tak meri aankhon me Tumhare khawb hanste hain, Abhi tak mere hathon pe, Tumhari ungliyon ke naram poron se Likhe […]
  • Aap ko chehre se bhi beemaar hona chahiye.. April 1, 2015
    Aap ko chehre se bhi beemaar hona chahiye, Ishq hai to ishq ka izhaar hona chahiye, Aap dariyaa hain to phir iss waqt khatre me hain, Aap kashtii hain to hum ko paar hona chahiye, Aire-ghaire log bhi parrhne lage hain in donon, Aap ko aurat nahin akhbaar hona chahiye, Zindagi to kab talak dar […]
  • Dil me aur to kya rakha hai.. March 31, 2015
    Dil me aur to kya rakha hai, Tera dard chupaa rakha hai, Itne dukhon ki taiz havaa me, Dil ka deep jalaa rakha hai, Dhoop se chehron ne duniya me, Kyaa andhair machaa rakha hai, Iss nagrii ke kuch logon ne, Dukhh ka naam davaa rakha hai, Vaada-e-yaar ki baat na cherro, Yeh dhokaa bhi […]
  • Baar’haa iss saadgi pe khud hanssi aayi mujhe.. March 30, 2015
    Baar-haa iss saadgi pe khud hanssi aayi mujhe, Kar raha hoon kis zamaane mein wafaa ki baat..… The post Baar’haa iss saadgi pe khud hanssi aayi mujhe.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Andar ka zeher choom liya dhhul ke aa gaye.. March 30, 2015
    Andar ka zeher choom liya dhhul ke aa gaye, Kitne shareef log they sab khhul ke aa gaye, Suuraj se jangg jeetne nikle they bewaqoof, Saare sipaahi mom ke they ghhul ke aa gaye, Masjid me door door koi duusra na tha, Hum aaj apne aap se mil-jul ke aa gaye, Neendon se jang hoti […]
  • Cigarette jalaaye betha hoon… March 29, 2015
    Cigarette jalaaye betha hoon, chand pal sajaye betha hoon, Dhuyen se is ke humdum, teri suurat banaye betha hoon, Yeh jaanta to hoon main ke hai aadat bohat buri yeh, Pr aadatan hi to main duniya bhulaaye betha hoon, Nafrat thi na tumhe bhi, cigarette ke iss dhuyen se, Dekho ke baad muddat nafrat jagaaye […]
  • Bataayen kya yaaro, kahan thehre kahan pohanche.. March 29, 2015
    Bataayen kya tumhe yaaro, kahan thehre kahan pohanche, Hazaaron daastaanen hain saffar ke saath waabasta..… The post Bataayen kya yaaro, kahan thehre kahan pohanche.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Baat phoolon ki suna karte they.. March 29, 2015
    Baat phoolon ki suna karte they, Hum kabhi sher kaha karte they, Mish-alen le ke tumhare gham ki, Hum andheron me chala karte they, Ab kahan aisi tabiyat vaale, Chott khaa kar jo jua karte they, Tark -e- ehsaas-e-mohabbat mushkil, Haan magar ehl-e-wafaa karte they, Bikhri bikhri hui zulfon vaale, Qaafile rok liya karte they, […]
  • Apne maahol se manuuss nahin hain ab tak.. March 28, 2015
    Apne maahol se manuuss nahin hain ab tak, Hum kissi aur kahani ki to kirdaar nahin ?..… The post Apne maahol se manuuss nahin hain ab tak.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.