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Welcome to the largest collection of insult sms. You can sen these insult sms to pakistan and india. Send these mobile insult sms message to your friends and enjoy.

Anybody who told

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn?t have given you worse advice?

5 votes, 4.60 avg. rating



I?ve seen more life

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I?ve seen more life in a down and out?s vest.

4 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



Haven?t I seen

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Haven?t I seen your face before ? on a police poster?
Look who?s talking ? I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

2 votes, 4.00 avg. rating



3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ? one was caught watching tv ? another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

4 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



It?s the thing that satisfies

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It?s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It?s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

1 vote, 5.00 avg. rating



Brains aren?t everything

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Brains aren?t everything.
In fact in your case they?re nothing

6 votes, 3.50 avg. rating



Cheese is Cheese

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

5 votes, 4.20 avg. rating



You are one of the most CUTE

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don?t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

3 votes, 4.33 avg. rating



At this moment in time

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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on

0 votes, 0.00 avg. rating



Think well

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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

3 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



Scientists are trying

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Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age?..!!

3 votes, 3.33 avg. rating



I ?m a Very Responsible Person

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I ?m a Very Responsible Person

(?;?)

Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I?m Responsible for it?

5 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



when you go to the zoo

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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)

1 vote, 2.00 avg. rating



A rose is always

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A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground?..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital?

3 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



U r 20% Fantastic

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U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

4 votes, 4.75 avg. rating


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  • Main laakh keh doon ke aakaash hoon zameen hoon main.. June 26, 2015
    Main laakh keh doon ke aakaash hoon zameen hoon main, Magar ussay to khabar hai ke kuch nahin hoon main, Ajeeb log hain meri talaash mei mujh ko, Wahan pe dhoond rahe hain jahaan nahin hoon main, Main aayinon se to maayuus laut aaya tha, Magar kissi ne bataaya bohat haseen hoon main, Woh zaray […]
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  • Gham ki barish ne bhi tere naqsh ko dhoya nahin.. June 25, 2015
    Gham ki barish ne bhi tere naqsh ko dhoya nahin, Tuu ne mujhe ko khho diya maine tujhe khoya nahin, Neend ka halka gulaabi sa khumaar aankhon main tha, Yuun laga jaise woh shab ko dair tak soyaa nahin, Har taraf deewaar-o-dar aur un main aankhon ke hujoom, Keh sake jo dil ki haalat woh […]
  • Gungunaate huye aanchal ki havaa de mujh ko.. June 24, 2015
    Gungunaate huye aanchal ki havaa de mujh ko, Ungliyaan phair ke baalon main sula de mujh ko, Jis tarah faaltu guldaan parre rehte hain, Apne ghar ke kisi konay se laga de mujh ko, Main tere hijr main chup chaap na mar jaon kahin, Main hon sakte main kabhi aa kr rula de mujh ko, […]
  • Hont to khair sii liye hum ne.. June 23, 2015
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  • Rishton ki rassi kamzor tab hoti hai.. June 22, 2015
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