Anybody who told

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…

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I’ve seen more life

I’ve seen more life in a down and out’s vest.

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Haven’t I seen

Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster?
Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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Brains aren’t everything

Brains aren’t everything.
In fact in your case they’re nothing

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Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

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You are one of the most CUTE

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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At this moment in time

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on

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Think well

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

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Scientists are trying

Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age…..!!

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I ‘m a Very Responsible Person

I ‘m a Very Responsible Person
(’;’)
Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I’m Responsible for it…

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when you go to the zoo

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)

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A rose is always

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground…..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital…

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