urdu insult sms
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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…
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I’ve seen more life
I’ve seen more life in a down and out’s vest.
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Haven’t I seen
Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster?
Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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It’s the thing that satisfies
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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Brains aren’t everything
Brains aren’t everything.
In fact in your case they’re nothing
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Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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You are one of the most CUTE
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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At this moment in time
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on
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Think well
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!
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Scientists are trying
Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age…..!!
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I ‘m a Very Responsible Person
I ‘m a Very Responsible Person
(’;’)
Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I’m Responsible for it…
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when you go to the zoo
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)
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A rose is always
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground…..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital…
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U r 20% Fantastic
U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
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