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Anybody who told

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn?t have given you worse advice?

3 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



I?ve seen more life

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I?ve seen more life in a down and out?s vest.

0 votes, 0.00 avg. rating



Haven?t I seen

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Haven?t I seen your face before ? on a police poster?
Look who?s talking ? I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

2 votes, 4.00 avg. rating



3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ? one was caught watching tv ? another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

3 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



It?s the thing that satisfies

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It?s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It?s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

1 vote, 5.00 avg. rating



Brains aren?t everything

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Brains aren?t everything.
In fact in your case they?re nothing

6 votes, 3.50 avg. rating



Cheese is Cheese

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

4 votes, 4.50 avg. rating



You are one of the most CUTE

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don?t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

2 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



At this moment in time

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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on

0 votes, 0.00 avg. rating



Think well

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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

2 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



Scientists are trying

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Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age?..!!

2 votes, 4.50 avg. rating



I ?m a Very Responsible Person

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I ?m a Very Responsible Person

(?;?)

Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I?m Responsible for it?

0 votes, 0.00 avg. rating



when you go to the zoo

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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)

1 vote, 2.00 avg. rating



A rose is always

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A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground?..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital?

1 vote, 5.00 avg. rating



U r 20% Fantastic

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U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

4 votes, 4.75 avg. rating


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    Yaadon ki aag thi ke khayaalon ki chandni, Shaab bhar mere makaan main aik roshni rahi..…
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    Suna hoga dard ki aik hadh bhi hoti hai, Milo humse hum us ke aksar paar jaate hain..…
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    Yehi kahen ge jo poocha geya wahan hum se, Jiye to khaak magar zindagi guzaar aaye..…
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    Aanchal se mera khoon utarta bhi to kese, Woh kar ke mujhe qatal mukarta bhi to kese, Yaadon ki hawaa aankh se takraa ke jo guzri, Baadal ne barasnaa tha theherta bhi to kese, Jo waqt ke saath aur bhi ho jata hai gehra, Woh zakham-e-nihaa’n bharta bhi to kese, Ambar bhi bhulaa deta hai […]
  • Ajab shikwa sa rehta hai tumhe mujhse.. December 19, 2014
    Tumhe ulfat nahin mujhse mujhe nafrat nahin tumse, Ajab shikwa sa rehta hai tumhe mujhse mujhe tumse..…
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    Hussn ke inkaar se bhi kuch to parda reh geya, Main bhi kaafi mutmayin hoon woh bhi acha reh geya..…
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    Barff aisi ke pighalti nahin paani ban kar, Pyaas aisi ke bujhaatey huye thak jaata hoon, Achi lagti nahin iss darjaa shanasaayi* bhi, Haath haathon se milaatey huye thak jaata hoon.. (shanasaayi:knowing someone, meeting, milna milaana)…
  • Harf-e-tauba humein sikha phir se.. December 18, 2014
    Harf-e-tauba humein sikha phir se, Humein dikhlaa raah-e-khuda phir se, Le kar apni panaah main ya rab, Humein Shaitaan se bachaa phir se, Phir sunaa de humain naveed-e-bahisht*, Naar-e-dozakh* se bhi daraa phir se, Hum bhatakne lage hain dikha de, Aye khuda seedha raasta phir se, Jaise ki thi mere bazurgon ki, Kar qabool aise […]