Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn?t have given you worse advice?
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I?ve seen more life in a down and out?s vest.
Haven?t I seen your face before ? on a police poster?
Look who?s talking ? I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ? one was caught watching tv ? another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
It?s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It?s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Brains aren?t everything.
In fact in your case they?re nothing
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
* G U T T E R *
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don?t misunderstand.
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!
Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age?..!!
I ?m a Very Responsible Person
Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I?m Responsible for it?
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground?..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital?
U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
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