Anybody who told
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…
September 23, 2009
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I’ve seen more life
I’ve seen more life in a down and out’s vest.
September 23, 2009
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Haven’t I seen
Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster?
Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
September 23, 2009
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
September 23, 2009
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It’s the thing that satisfies
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
September 23, 2009
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Brains aren’t everything
Brains aren’t everything.
In fact in your case they’re nothing
September 23, 2009
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Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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September 23, 2009
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You are one of the most CUTE
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
September 23, 2009
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At this moment in time
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on
September 23, 2009
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Think well
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!
September 23, 2009
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Scientists are trying
Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age…..!!
September 23, 2009
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I ‘m a Very Responsible Person
I ‘m a Very Responsible Person
(’;’)
Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I’m Responsible for it…
September 23, 2009
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when you go to the zoo
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)
September 23, 2009
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A rose is always
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground…..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital…
September 23, 2009
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U r 20% Fantastic
U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
September 23, 2009
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The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
September 23, 2009
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Are u free Tomorrow?
September 23, 2009
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Are you free tonight
September 23, 2009
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Always consult a lady
A Rule fr success:
always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice:-
September 23, 2009
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