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Welcome to the largest collection of insult sms. You can sen these insult sms to pakistan and india. Send these mobile insult sms message to your friends and enjoy.

Anybody who told

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn?t have given you worse advice?



I?ve seen more life

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I?ve seen more life in a down and out?s vest.



Haven?t I seen

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Haven?t I seen your face before ? on a police poster?
Look who?s talking ? I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.



3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ? one was caught watching tv ? another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message



It?s the thing that satisfies

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It?s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It?s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.



Brains aren?t everything

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Brains aren?t everything.
In fact in your case they?re nothing



Cheese is Cheese

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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You are one of the most CUTE

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don?t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..



At this moment in time

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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on



Think well

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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!


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  • Ab tera hijr mujhe chaat geya.. May 30, 2016
    Waqeyi ab tera hijr mujhe chaat geya, Apni tasveer puraani se pata chalta hai..… The post Ab tera hijr mujhe chaat geya.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Aik sadaa mere taaqub main.. May 29, 2016
    Aik sadaa mere taaqub main ayi to thi, Anaa ka masla tha, warna palatt gaye hote..… The post Aik sadaa mere taaqub main.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Ab yeh sochoon to bhanwar zehen main parr jate hain.. May 27, 2016
    Ab yeh sochoon to bhanwar zehen main parr jate hain, Kaise chehre hain jo milte hi bicharr jatay hain, Kyun tere dard ko dain tohmat -e- veerani dil, Zalzlon main to bharay sheher ujarr jatay hain, Mausam-e-zard main aik dil ko bachaaon kaise, Aisi rut main to ghanay pairr bhi jharrr jatay hain, Ab koi […]
  • Dhoop main saaya bane tanha kharre.. May 26, 2016
    Dhoop main saaya bane tanha kharre hote hain, Barre logon ke khasaaray bhi barre hote hain..… The post Dhoop main saaya bane tanha kharre.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Phir se tootay ga dil yeh bechaara.. May 24, 2016
    Phir se tootay ga dil yeh bechaara, Phir wohi bewafa hai aur main hoon.. Ibn-e-muneeb… The post Phir se tootay ga dil yeh bechaara.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Tere lehje se kyun laga mujh ko.. May 23, 2016
    Tere lehje se kyun laga mujh ko, Tu mere roothne pe raazi hai..… The post Tere lehje se kyun laga mujh ko.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Har dard pehen lena, har khawb main kho jana.. May 22, 2016
    Har dard pehen lena, har khawb main kho jana, Kya apni tabiyat hai, har shakhss ka ho jana, Ik sheher basaa lena bichrre huye logon ka, Phir shab ke jazeere main dil thaam ke so jana, Mozuu sukhan kuch ho, ta-dair usay takna, Har lafz pe ruk jana, har baat pe kho jana, Aan to […]
  • Main musafir hoon, khataayen bhi hui hain mujh se.. May 21, 2016
    Main musafir hoon, khataayen bhi hui hain mujh se, Tum taraazuu main mere paaon ke chaalay rakhna..… The post Main musafir hoon, khataayen bhi hui hain mujh se.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Farz karo hum ehl-e-wafaa hon.. May 20, 2016
    Farz karo hum ehl-e-wafaa hon, farz karo deewane hon, Farz karo yeh dono baaten jhooti hon afsaane hon..… The post Farz karo hum ehl-e-wafaa hon.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Kis kis ki zubaan rokne jaaon teri khaatir.. May 19, 2016
    Kis kis ki zubaan rokne jaaon teri khaatir, Kis kis ki tabaahi main tera haath nahin hai..… The post Kis kis ki zubaan rokne jaaon teri khaatir.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.