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Aao Shehedon Sair Karein Tumko Pakistan Ki
Jisky Khatir Tumny Lakhon Janey Qurban Ki
Na Nabi Ka Farman Na Laaj Rakhi Rehman Ki
Khud Ko Kaha Muslim Hum Ny Or Harkat Ki Shaitan Ki
Bandh Kr Jism Par Bomb Lakhon Masomon Ki Janli
Na Jung Ourat Ki
Na Jung Kisi K Maal Ki
Lakhon Janey Le Humny Baghair Jismo Khal Ki
Na Hasan Ki Qurbani Na Hussain Ki Shadat Yad Ki
Kaey Maon K Lal Mardey Ye Kesi Hum Ny Majal Ki
Ab Kese Karein Sair Tumko Hum Apny Pakistan Ki..
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Meri biwi ko mat ghooro
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padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro
tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai..
wo bola muskura kar ?aap bhi kya baat karte hain
mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai
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Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha
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Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha,
Zra Gour farmaiyega.
Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha.
Bachpan mein ye Mamo Or jawani mein Janu nazar Aata hai..!
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Aetbar bhi kiya
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pyar bhi kiya
aetbar bhi kiya
iqrar bhi kiya
magar na mila pyar
na aetbar
na izhar
sirf mili haar
aur jhooton ki maar
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Anwar Masood kay Qataat
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kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma
khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh ?unique? hai
main ne kaha ke ?Bazm-e-Naaz? us ne kaha ke ?Kya kaha?
main ne kaha ke ?Kuchh nahin? us ne kaha ke ?Theek hai?
pankhhay ki ruki nabz chalaane kay liye aa
kamre ka bujha balb jalaane kay liye aa
tamheed-e-judaai hai agarchay tera milna
?aa phir se mujhe chhoR kay jaane kay liye aa?
Anwar Masood
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School Ka Zamana
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Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana?..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain?.
Wo Bachiyan Phasana?.
Wo Hasna Hasana?.
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana?.
Teachrz Ki Hatana?
Wo Punishment Milna?..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana?.
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana?..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na?..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs?.
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Yadain Hi Yadain.
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Yahan DOLLAR DOLLAR Hoti Hai
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Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker..
Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker
Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker
Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker
Na Dartay Hain Na Naa-dim Hain
Na Maanain K woh Khaadim Hain
Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai
Is Dais Main Andhay Haakim Hain
Yah Raqam Saray Likhtay Hain
Qawneen Yahan Na Tiktay Hain
Hai Yahan Per Karoobaar Bohat
Is Dais Main Gurday Biktay Hain
Yahan DOLLAR DOLLAR Hoti Hai
Or G.D.P Kasootti Hai
Kuch Loog Hain Aali Shaan Bohat
or Kuch Ka Nuqsaan Rootti Hai
Umeed Ko Lay Ker Parhtay Hain
Phir Degree Lay ker Phirtay Hain
Jab JOB Na Un Ke Milti Hai
Phir Khud-kush Hamlay Kartay Hain
Woh Kehtay Hain Sab Acha Hai
Or Fooj Ka Raaj Sacha Hai
Khoota Gaari Wala Kyun Yah Manay
Jab Bhooka Us Ka Bacha Hai
Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker?!!!
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Dil Chahta Hai
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Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!
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khudi ko kar garam itna
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khudi ko kar garam itna
khudi ko kar garam itna
kai sardi anay say pahlay
kai sardi anay say pahlay
khuda banday say khud pochay
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bata teri razai kaha hai
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sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
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sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.
Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..
Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?
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