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Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao..

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Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.

Husband:
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..

4 votes, 4.75 avg. rating



Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai..

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Biwi : Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai ap zara jaa kar dekhen.
Husband : Aik dafa geya tha isi liye larrayi ho rahi hai..

3 votes, 4.00 avg. rating



Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho…

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Husband : Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho ?
Wife (sharmate huye) : Kahan se janu ?
Husband : Doooooooor se 😀 😀

160 votes, 4.11 avg. rating



Women admire a man because he is strong

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Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses. 😀

5 votes, 4.40 avg. rating



Gari ka sab kuch chori ho geya hai

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wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..” 😀 😛 😛

28 votes, 3.93 avg. rating



The Most Expensive Way of sleeping

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The Most Expensive Way of sleeping with a woman is
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Marriage! 😀

13 votes, 4.54 avg. rating



Itni bari khushi

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Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi

23 votes, 4.39 avg. rating



End of the world

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

6 votes, 3.83 avg. rating



My Husband Has A Fearfull Disease

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3 votes, 5.00 avg. rating



Wife : I am going to my mothers place..

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3 votes, 4.33 avg. rating



An Economist Explains “Wife”

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1 vote, 5.00 avg. rating



My Wife Converted Me

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2 votes, 1.50 avg. rating



Lucky Is The Man…

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2 votes, 1.50 avg. rating



Wife: Our Son Got His Brain From Me.

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4 votes, 4.00 avg. rating



Wife: What Is So Interesting in Me ?

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2 votes, 5.00 avg. rating


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