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Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao..

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Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.

Husband:
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..



Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai..

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Biwi : Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai ap zara jaa kar dekhen.
Husband : Aik dafa geya tha isi liye larrayi ho rahi hai..



Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho…

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Husband : Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho ?
Wife (sharmate huye) : Kahan se janu ?
Husband : Doooooooor se 😀 😀



Women admire a man because he is strong

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Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses. 😀



Gari ka sab kuch chori ho geya hai

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wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..” 😀 😛 😛



The Most Expensive Way of sleeping

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The Most Expensive Way of sleeping with a woman is
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Marriage! 😀



Itni bari khushi

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Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi



End of the world

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.



My Husband Has A Fearfull Disease

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Wife : I am going to my mothers place..

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