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Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao..

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Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.

Husband:
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..



Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai..

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Biwi : Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai ap zara jaa kar dekhen.
Husband : Aik dafa geya tha isi liye larrayi ho rahi hai..



Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho…

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Husband : Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho ?
Wife (sharmate huye) : Kahan se janu ?
Husband : Doooooooor se 😀 😀



Women admire a man because he is strong

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Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses. 😀



Gari ka sab kuch chori ho geya hai

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wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..” 😀 😛 😛



The Most Expensive Way of sleeping

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The Most Expensive Way of sleeping with a woman is
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Marriage! 😀



Itni bari khushi

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Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi



End of the world

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.



My Husband Has A Fearfull Disease

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Wife : I am going to my mothers place..

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  • Aik sadaa mere taaqub main.. May 29, 2016
    Aik sadaa mere taaqub main ayi to thi, Anaa ka masla tha, warna palatt gaye hote..… The post Aik sadaa mere taaqub main.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Ab yeh sochoon to bhanwar zehen main parr jate hain.. May 27, 2016
    Ab yeh sochoon to bhanwar zehen main parr jate hain, Kaise chehre hain jo milte hi bicharr jatay hain, Kyun tere dard ko dain tohmat -e- veerani dil, Zalzlon main to bharay sheher ujarr jatay hain, Mausam-e-zard main aik dil ko bachaaon kaise, Aisi rut main to ghanay pairr bhi jharrr jatay hain, Ab koi […]
  • Dhoop main saaya bane tanha kharre.. May 26, 2016
    Dhoop main saaya bane tanha kharre hote hain, Barre logon ke khasaaray bhi barre hote hain..… The post Dhoop main saaya bane tanha kharre.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Phir se tootay ga dil yeh bechaara.. May 24, 2016
    Phir se tootay ga dil yeh bechaara, Phir wohi bewafa hai aur main hoon.. Ibn-e-muneeb… The post Phir se tootay ga dil yeh bechaara.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Tere lehje se kyun laga mujh ko.. May 23, 2016
    Tere lehje se kyun laga mujh ko, Tu mere roothne pe raazi hai..… The post Tere lehje se kyun laga mujh ko.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Har dard pehen lena, har khawb main kho jana.. May 22, 2016
    Har dard pehen lena, har khawb main kho jana, Kya apni tabiyat hai, har shakhss ka ho jana, Ik sheher basaa lena bichrre huye logon ka, Phir shab ke jazeere main dil thaam ke so jana, Mozuu sukhan kuch ho, ta-dair usay takna, Har lafz pe ruk jana, har baat pe kho jana, Aan to […]
  • Main musafir hoon, khataayen bhi hui hain mujh se.. May 21, 2016
    Main musafir hoon, khataayen bhi hui hain mujh se, Tum taraazuu main mere paaon ke chaalay rakhna..… The post Main musafir hoon, khataayen bhi hui hain mujh se.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Farz karo hum ehl-e-wafaa hon.. May 20, 2016
    Farz karo hum ehl-e-wafaa hon, farz karo deewane hon, Farz karo yeh dono baaten jhooti hon afsaane hon..… The post Farz karo hum ehl-e-wafaa hon.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Kis kis ki zubaan rokne jaaon teri khaatir.. May 19, 2016
    Kis kis ki zubaan rokne jaaon teri khaatir, Kis kis ki tabaahi main tera haath nahin hai..… The post Kis kis ki zubaan rokne jaaon teri khaatir.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Meri saari zindagi ko be-samar us ne kiya.. May 18, 2016
    Meri saari zindagi ko be-samar us ne kiya, Umar meri thi magar us ko bassar us ne kiya, Main bohat kamzor tha us mulk main hijrat ke baad, Pr mujhe us mulk main kamzor-tar us ne kiya, Sheher main woh moatbar meri gawaahi se hua, Phir mujhe uss sheher main na-moatbar us ne kiya, Sheher […]