Urdu Shayari » wife sms http://www.ranjish.com Urdu Shayari, Urdu Poetry and Urdu Ghazals. Urdu Sad Poetry, Urdu Sad Shayari and SMS Shayari. Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:47:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Women admire a man because he is strong http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/women-admire-a-man-because-he-is-strong.html http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/women-admire-a-man-because-he-is-strong.html#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:20:11 +0000 admin http://www.ranjish.com/?p=14894 Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses. :D
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But they love hum,
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]]> http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/women-admire-a-man-because-he-is-strong.html/feed 0 Gari ka sab kuch chori ho geya hai http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/gari-ka-sab-kuch-chori-ho-geya-hai.html http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/gari-ka-sab-kuch-chori-ho-geya-hai.html#comments Thu, 15 Dec 2011 14:17:19 +0000 admin http://www.ranjish.com/?p=12414 wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..” :D :P :P
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Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
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Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
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I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
]]> http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/end-of-the-world.html/feed 0 My Husband Has A Fearfull Disease http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/my-husband-has-a-fearfull-disease.html http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/my-husband-has-a-fearfull-disease.html#comments Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:47:23 +0000 admin http://www.ranjish.com/?p=2880 Wife To Doc: Doc, I Think My
Husband Has A Fearfull Disease.

I Talk To Him For Hours And He Doesnt Hear A Word I Say.

Doc : Thats Not A Disease, Its A Gift!

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Husband Has A Fearfull Disease.

I Talk To Him For Hours And He Doesnt Hear A Word I Say.

Doc : Thats Not A Disease, Its A Gift!

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]]> http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/wife-i-am-going-to-my-mothers-place.html/feed 0 An Economist Explains “Wife” http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/an-economist-explains-wife.html http://www.ranjish.com/sms-shayari/an-economist-explains-wife.html#comments Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:39:14 +0000 admin http://www.ranjish.com/?p=2875

An Economist Explains The Reason For Having 2 Wives

Monopoly Is Always Damaging!

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Competition Improves Service!

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An Economist Explains The Reason For Having 2 Wives

Monopoly Is Always Damaging!

And?

Competition Improves Service!

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2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I Married Her I Didnt Believe In Hell.
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2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I Married Her I Didnt Believe In Hell.
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Lucky Is The Man Who Is The First Love Of A Woman,

But Luckier Is The Woman

Who Is The Last Love Of A Man.

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Lucky Is The Man Who Is The First Love Of A Woman,

But Luckier Is The Woman

Who Is The Last Love Of A Man.

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