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My Husband Has A Fearfull Disease

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:47:23 +0000

Wife To Doc: Doc, I Think My
Husband Has A Fearfull Disease.

I Talk To Him For Hours And He Doesnt Hear A Word I Say.

Doc : Thats Not A Disease, Its A Gift!

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:40:09 +0000

Wife: ?1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place.?
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Husband : Taxi

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:39:14 +0000

An Economist Explains The Reason For Having 2 Wives

Monopoly Is Always Damaging!

And?

Competition Improves Service!

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:34:07 +0000

1st Friend: My Wife Converted Me To Religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I Married Her I Didnt Believe In Hell.

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:24:17 +0000

Lucky Is The Man Who Is The First Love Of A Woman,

But Luckier Is The Woman

Who Is The Last Love Of A Man.

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:19:29 +0000

Husband:
You Know,
Wife, Our Son Got His Brain From Me.
Wife: I Think He Did ,
I Still Got Mine With Me!

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:17:50 +0000

Wife: What Is So Interesting In Me?

Husband: I Dont Know The Meaning Of Interesting!!!

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:16:29 +0000

Husband 2 Wife : Did U Have Any Boyfriend Before Marriage ??

Wife Remains Silent ??

Husband : Mai Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjhu ??

Wife : Abbe Gin Ne To De?.

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:15:33 +0000

Husband Aur Wife HotelMe Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya,

Wife Nay Pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??

Husband:-Tum Dimagh Kharab Mat Karo,

Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hun K Woh Bhi Yehi Pochay Gi.

admin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:13:35 +0000

Wife:-I Will Die.
Husband:- I Will Also Die. Wife:-Why Will You Die?
Husband:-Because Main Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta