Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

Ye baat samajh me aa..

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.


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Funny Shayari
February 15th, 2012

10 comment

  1. hahahaha its fantastic

    apni ami sy to milwana zra
    unhoun ne kyun nahi samjhai ye batein apko
    salam h aunty g ko

  2. thank u so much dis site,bcoz its my fev poem,i lv dis poem,thanks again.

  3. hahahaha alaa

  4. bakwas thi bhout zada. it was fully boring never show this poem again.

  5. Bhai koseke pm ka nakal karke q poetry bigad rahe ho agar ap sache poet ke saukin hote to aisa nahi karte

  6. Ye baat samajh mein aai nahin, aur ammi ne samjhaai nahin

    Mein kaise meethi baat karun? jab meethi chizeN khaai nahin
    Aapa bhi pakati hai halwa, wo aakhir kyun halwaai nahin?
    Bhayya ki mngni hui hai kal, kyun dulhan kal mangwaai nahin?
    Ye baat samajh mein aai nahin.

    Nani ke miyaN jab nana hai, Dadi ke miyaN jab dada hain
    Tab mein ne puuchha aapa se, baaji ke miyaN ka kya bajaa hain?
    Wo hans hans kar yun kehne lagi, ay bhai nahin ay bhai nahin
    Ye baat samajh mein aai nahin.

    Jab naya mahina aata hai, bijli ka bill aajata hai
    HalaNke badal bechara, ye bjli muft lutata hai
    Phir ham ne apne ghar bijli kyun badal se lagwaai nahin?
    Ye baat samajh mein aai nahin.

    Gar billi sher ki khala hai, phir ham ne use kyun pala hai?
    Kya sher bohot na-laiq hai, khala ko maar nikala hai?
    Yaa jangle ke raja ke yahaN, kya milti doodh malaai nahin?
    Ye baat samajh mein aai nahin.

    Kyun lambe baal hai bhalu ke?, kyun us ki tind kraai nahin?
    Kya wo bhi ganda bachcha hai? yaa us ke abbu, bhaai, nahin?
    Ye us ka hairstyle hai? ya jangle mien koi naai nahin?
    Ye baat samajh mein aai nahin.

    Jo taare jagmag karte hein, kya un ki chaachi, taai nahin?
    Hoga koi rishta suraj se? ye baat hamen batlaai nahin
    Par chaand ye kiska mamu hai? jab ammi ka wo bhaai nahin?

    Ye baat samajh mein aai nahin, aur ammi ne samjhaai nahin
    Mein kaise meethi baat karun? jab meethi chizeN khaai nahin. ==[=[ sahi poetry ye hai

  7. sach a cuteeeeee poem i really lUv it …but i want to listen dis poem in music how can i do that…? plz any one tell me

  8. Sach a nice poem.I really like it

  9. Nice

  10. so nice

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