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Anybody who told

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn?t have given you worse advice?



I?ve seen more life

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I?ve seen more life in a down and out?s vest.



Haven?t I seen

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Haven?t I seen your face before ? on a police poster?
Look who?s talking ? I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.



3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ? one was caught watching tv ? another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message



It?s the thing that satisfies

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It?s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It?s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.



Brains aren?t everything

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Brains aren?t everything.
In fact in your case they?re nothing



Cheese is Cheese

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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You are one of the most CUTE

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don?t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..



At this moment in time

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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on



Think well

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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!


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