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Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao..
Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..
Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai..
Biwi : Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai ap zara jaa kar dekhen.
Husband : Aik dafa geya tha isi liye larrayi ho rahi hai..
Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho…
Husband : Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho ?
Wife (sharmate huye) : Kahan se janu ?
Husband : Doooooooor se 😀 😀
Women admire a man because he is strong
Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses. 😀
Gari ka sab kuch chori ho geya hai
wife : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..” 😀 😛 😛
The Most Expensive Way of sleeping
The Most Expensive Way of sleeping with a woman is
Itni bari khushi
Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
End of the world
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
My Husband Has A Fearfull Disease
Wife : I am going to my mothers place..
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