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Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho…

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Husband : Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho ?
Wife (sharmate huye) : Kahan se janu ?
Husband : Doooooooor se 😀 😀

152 votes, 4.11 avg. rating



Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

370 votes, 4.25 avg. rating



Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

142 votes, 4.38 avg. rating



Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

59 votes, 4.42 avg. rating



When i want to fall in love

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When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you… 😀

30 votes, 4.27 avg. rating



Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

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Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
😉
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :
<. .Pathan Rocked…:<.

155 votes, 4.15 avg. rating



Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..

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Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

90 votes, 4.37 avg. rating



Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein

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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

95 votes, 4.31 avg. rating



Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta

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Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..

52 votes, 4.25 avg. rating



Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha

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Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???

78 votes, 4.47 avg. rating



Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne

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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

53 votes, 4.13 avg. rating



You are always wondering around my thoughts

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Does your feet never hurt ??

You are always wondering around my thoughts all day long 😀

18 votes, 4.39 avg. rating



Newton’s updated first Law of pooondi.

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Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

25 votes, 4.56 avg. rating



Fitteh Moon Tum idhar bhi agaye

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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

43 votes, 4.37 avg. rating



Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain

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Height Of Fashion:

3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum

Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai’ 😀 😀

23 votes, 3.96 avg. rating


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  • Jab bhi uss raah se guzro to ik dukh ki kassak.. July 5, 2015
    Jab bhi uss raah se guzro to ik dukh ki kassak, Tokti hai ke woh darwaza khulaa hai ab bhi..… The post Jab bhi uss raah se guzro to ik dukh ki kassak.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Ashk-e-ravaan ki nehr hai aur hum hain dosto.. July 4, 2015
    Ashk-e-ravaan ki nehr hai aur hum hain dosto, Uss bewafa ka shehr hai aur hum hain dosto, Yeh ajnabi si manzilein aur raftgaan ki yaad, Tanhaayiyon kaa zehr hai aur hum hain dost, Laayi hai ab urraa ke gaye mausmon ki baas, Barkhaa ki rut ka qehr hai aur hum hain dosto, Phirte hain misl-e-mauj-e-huaaa […]
  • Ab is ghar ki abaadi mehmaanon pr hai.. July 3, 2015
    Ab is ghar ki abaadi mehmaanon pr hai, Koi aa jaye to waqt guzar jaata hai..… The post Ab is ghar ki abaadi mehmaanon pr hai.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Koi naata na mohabbat ke baraabar niklaa.. July 2, 2015
    Koi naata na mohabbat ke baraabar nikla, Toot kar chaha jisse woh sitamgar nikla, Yoon to har lehar se thi apni shanaasayi bohat, Samjha saahil jisse woh gham ka samandar nikla, Rooh main jhaanka to yeh mehsuus hua mujh ko, Itna zarkhaiz jo lagtaa tha woh banjar nikla, Narmi hathon main na garmi saanson main […]
  • Tasveer mene maangi thi shokhee to dekhiye.. July 1, 2015
    Tasveer mene maangi thi shokhee to dekhiye, Ik phool us ne bhej diya hai gulaab ka..… The post Tasveer mene maangi thi shokhee to dekhiye.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Yeh kya jagah hai dosto yeh kon sa dayaar hai.. July 1, 2015
    Yeh kya jagah hai dosto yeh kon sa dayaar hai, Hadh-e-nigaah tak jahaan ghubhaar hi ghubaar hai, Har ek jism ruuh ke azaab se nidhaal hai, Har ek aankh shabnami har ek dil figaar hai, Humen to apne dil ki dharrknon pe bhi yaqeen nahin, Khosha woh log jin ko duusron pe aitbaar hai, Na […]
  • Aayina ab judaa nahin karta.. June 30, 2015
    Aayina ab judaa nahin karta, Qaid mei hoon rihaa nahin karta, Mustaqil sabr mei hai koh-e-giraan, Naqsh-e-ibrat sadaa nahin karta, Rang-e-mehfil badaltaa rehta hai, Rang koi wafaa nahin karta, Aish-e-duniyaa ki justujuu mat kar, Yeh dafeena mila nahin karta, Ji main aaye jo kar guzarta hai, Tuu kisi ka kahaa nahin karta, Ek waaris hamesha […]
  • Kis kis se wabasta karen hum apni umeedain.. June 28, 2015
    Kis kis se wabasta karen hum apni umeedain, Iss daur ka har shakss wafaa bhool geya hai..… The post Kis kis se wabasta karen hum apni umeedain.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Abhi iss taraf na nigaah kar main ghazal ki palken sanvaar loon.. June 28, 2015
    Abhi iss taraf na nigaah kar main ghazal ki palken sanvaar loon, Mera lafz lafz ho aayina tujhe aayine main utaar loon, Main tamaam din ka thakaa hua tu tamaam shab ka jagaa hua, Zara thehr jaa issi morr pr tere saath shaam guzaar loon, Agar aasmaan ki numaayeshon main mujhe bhi izn-e-qayaam ho, To […]
  • Udaas logon se pyar karna koi to seekhe.. June 27, 2015
    Udaas logon se pyar karna koi to seekhe, Safaid lamhon main rang bharna koi to seekhe, Koi to aaye khizaan main patey ugaane wala, Gulon ki khushbuu ko qaid karna koi to seekhe, Koi dikhaaye mohabbaton ke saraab mujh ko, Meri nigaahon se baat karna koi to seekhe, Koi to aaye nayi ruton ka peyaam […]