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Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho…

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Husband : Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho ?
Wife (sharmate huye) : Kahan se janu ?
Husband : Doooooooor se 😀 😀

116 votes, 4.08 avg. rating



Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

290 votes, 4.33 avg. rating



Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

116 votes, 4.46 avg. rating



Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

51 votes, 4.41 avg. rating



When i want to fall in love

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When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you… 😀

26 votes, 4.15 avg. rating



Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

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Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
😉
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :
<. .Pathan Rocked…:<.

120 votes, 4.19 avg. rating



Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..

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Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

73 votes, 4.29 avg. rating



Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein

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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

81 votes, 4.28 avg. rating



Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta

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Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..

43 votes, 4.23 avg. rating



Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha

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Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???

68 votes, 4.50 avg. rating



Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne

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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

45 votes, 4.16 avg. rating



You are always wondering around my thoughts

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Does your feet never hurt ??

You are always wondering around my thoughts all day long 😀

16 votes, 4.31 avg. rating



Newton’s updated first Law of pooondi.

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Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

21 votes, 4.48 avg. rating



Fitteh Moon Tum idhar bhi agaye

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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

37 votes, 4.43 avg. rating



Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain

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Height Of Fashion:

3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum

Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai’ 😀 😀

21 votes, 4.00 avg. rating


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    Maine palkon se dar-e-yaar pe dasstak di hai, Main woh saayel hoon jisse koi sadaa yaad nahin..… The post Maine palkon se dar-e-yaar pe dasstak di hai.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Ab aayen ya na ayen idhar puuchte chalo.. May 2, 2015
    Ab aayen ya na ayen idhar puuchte chalo, Kyaa chahti hai un ki nazar puuchte chalo, Ham se agar hai tark-e-talluq to kya hua, Yaaro koi to un ki khabar puuchte chalo, Jo khud ko keh rahe hain ke manzil-shanaas hain, Un ko bhi kya khabar hai magar puuchte chalo, Kis manzil-e-muraad ki janib ravaan […]
  • Awaaz de ke dekh lo shaayed woh mil hi jaaye.. May 1, 2015
    Awaaz de ke dekh lo shaayed woh mil hi jaaye, Warna yeh umr bhar ka safar raayegaan to hai..… The post Awaaz de ke dekh lo shaayed woh mil hi jaaye.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Baitton ko sazaa de ke ajab haal hua hai. May 1, 2015
    Baitton ko sazaa de ke ajab haal hua hai, Dil pehron mera qurb ke dozakh main jala hai, Aurat ko samajhta tha jo mardon ka khilona, Uss shakss ko damaad bi waisaa hi mila hai, Har ehl-e-hawwas jaib main bhar laaya hai pathar, Hamsaaye ki bairi pe abhi boar parra hai, Ab tak mera asaaab […]
  • Lagta nahii hai dil mera ujrre dayaar mein.. May 1, 2015
    Lagta nahii hai dil mera ujrre dayaar mein, Kis ki bannii hai aalam e na-paayedaar mein, Keh do in hasraton se kahin aur ja basen, Itni jagah kahan hai dil-e-daaghdaar main, Umr-e-daraaz maang ke laaye the chaar din, Do aarzuu mei katt gaye do intizaar main, Kaanton ko mat nikaal chaman se o baaghbaan, Yeh […]
  • Parrh to liya hai in ko magar kese phenk doon.. April 30, 2015
    Parrh to liya hai in ko magar kese phenk doon, Khushbuu tumhare hath ki in kaaghzon main hai..… The post Parrh to liya hai in ko magar kese phenk doon.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Chehre pe khushi chhaa jaati hai ankhon me suruur aa jata hai.. April 30, 2015
    Chehre pe khushi chhaa jaati hai ankhon me suruur aa jata hai, Jab tum mujhe apna kehte ho apne pe ghuruur aa jata hai, Tum hussn ki khud ik duniyaa ho shayed ye tumhe maluum nahin, Mehfil mei tumhaare aaney se har cheez pe nuur aa jata hai, Hum paas se tum ko kya dekhen […]
  • Phaili hain fizaaon main iss tarah teri yaadein.. April 29, 2015
    Phaili hain fizaaon main iss tarah teri yaadein, Jiss simt nazar uthii awaaz teri aayi..… The post Phaili hain fizaaon main iss tarah teri yaadein.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Jeevan ko dukh, dukh ko aag aur aag ko paani kehte.. April 29, 2015
    Jeevan ko dukh, dukh ko aag aur aag ko paani kehte, Bache lekin soye huye they kis se kahaani kehte, Sach kehne kaa hosla tum ne cheen liya hai warna, Sheher mei phailli viraani ko sab viraani kehte, Waqt guzarta jaata aur yeh zakhm harey rehte to, Barri hifaazat se rakhi hai teri nishaani kehte, […]
  • Kya faayeda fikr e baish-o-kam se hoga.. April 28, 2015
    Kya faayeda fikr e baish-o-kam se hoga, Hum kya hain jo koi kaam hum se hoga, Jo kuch hua, hua karam se tere, Jo kuch hoga tere karam se hoga..… The post Kya faayeda fikr e baish-o-kam se hoga.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.