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Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao..

Funny SMS

Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.

Husband:
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..

2 votes, 4.50 avg. rating



Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai..

Funny SMS

Biwi : Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai ap zara jaa kar dekhen.
Husband : Aik dafa geya tha isi liye larrayi ho rahi hai..

0 votes, 0.00 avg. rating



Aik aadmi apni biwi ki qabar pe betha ro raha tha..

Funny SMS

Aik aadmi apni biwi ki qabar pe betha ro raha tha.
Aur qabbar ko pankhe se havaa de raha tha.
Kisi ne kaha ke “waah itni mohabbat”.

Admi ne jawab diya : Marte huye keh gayi thi ke meri qabbar ki matti khushhk hone se pehle dusri shadi mat karna. Pata nahi kon roz paani daal jata hai..

1 vote, 5.00 avg. rating



Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho…

Funny SMS

Husband : Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho ?
Wife (sharmate huye) : Kahan se janu ?
Husband : Doooooooor se 😀 😀

158 votes, 4.10 avg. rating



Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny SMS

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

381 votes, 4.27 avg. rating



Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

Funny SMS

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

144 votes, 4.39 avg. rating



Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

Funny SMS

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

63 votes, 4.46 avg. rating



When i want to fall in love

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When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you… 😀

31 votes, 4.29 avg. rating



Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Funny SMS

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
😉
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :
<. .Pathan Rocked…:<.

160 votes, 4.15 avg. rating



Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..

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Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

92 votes, 4.38 avg. rating



Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein

Funny SMS

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

101 votes, 4.26 avg. rating



Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta

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Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..

55 votes, 4.29 avg. rating



Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha

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Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???

82 votes, 4.44 avg. rating



Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne

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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

58 votes, 4.19 avg. rating



You are always wondering around my thoughts

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Does your feet never hurt ??

You are always wondering around my thoughts all day long 😀

20 votes, 4.45 avg. rating


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