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Funny SMS

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Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao..

Funny SMS

Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.

Husband:
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..

101 votes, 4.15 avg. rating



Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai..

Funny SMS

Biwi : Sath wale ghar main larrayi ho rahi hai ap zara jaa kar dekhen.
Husband : Aik dafa geya tha isi liye larrayi ho rahi hai..

54 votes, 4.37 avg. rating



Aik aadmi apni biwi ki qabar pe betha ro raha tha..

Funny SMS

Aik aadmi apni biwi ki qabar pe betha ro raha tha.
Aur qabbar ko pankhe se havaa de raha tha.
Kisi ne kaha ke “waah itni mohabbat”.

Admi ne jawab diya : Marte huye keh gayi thi ke meri qabbar ki matti khushhk hone se pehle dusri shadi mat karna. Pata nahi kon roz paani daal jata hai..

48 votes, 4.29 avg. rating



Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho…

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Husband : Janu tum mujhe aik jagha se bohat achi lagti ho ?
Wife (sharmate huye) : Kahan se janu ?
Husband : Doooooooor se 😀 😀

206 votes, 4.16 avg. rating



Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny SMS

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

550 votes, 4.30 avg. rating



Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

Funny SMS

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

190 votes, 4.36 avg. rating



Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga

Funny SMS

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

82 votes, 4.35 avg. rating



When i want to fall in love

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When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you… 😀

44 votes, 4.39 avg. rating



Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Funny SMS

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
😉
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 🙂

Teacher shocked… :
<. .Pathan Rocked...:<.

199 votes, 4.16 avg. rating



Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..

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Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

143 votes, 4.40 avg. rating


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  • Mujhe maloom tha yeh sab.. April 28, 2016
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  • Udasiyon ka yeh mausam badal bhi sakta tha.. April 27, 2016
    Udaasiyon ka yeh mausam badal bhi sakta tha, Woh chahta to mere sath chal bhi sakta tha, Woh shakss tu ne jis ko chorrne ki jaldi ki, Tere mizaaj ke saanchay main dhhal bhi sakta tha, Woh jald-baaz khafaa ho kar chal diya warna, Tanaazaat ka koi hall nikal bhi sakta tha, Anaaa ne hath […]
  • To main bhi khush hoon.. April 26, 2016
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  • Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaaon kese.. April 25, 2016
    Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaaon kese, Haal jesa bhi hai logon ko sunaaon kese, Khushk ankhon se bhi ashkon ki mehak ati hai, Main tere gham ko zamane se chupaaon kese, Teri suurat hi meri ankhon ka sarmaya hai, Tere chehre se nigaahon ko hattaaon kese, Tu hi batlaa meri yaadon ko bhulaane wale, […]
  • Us ke nazdeek gham-e-tark-e-wafa kuch bhi nahin.. April 24, 2016
    Us ke nazdeek gham-e-tark-e-wafa kuch bhi nahin, Mutmayin aesa hai woh jese ke hua kuch bhi nahin, Ab to hathon se lakeeren bhi mitti jaati hain, Us ko kho kar to mere pas raha kuch bhi nahin, Kal bicharrna hai to phir ehd-e-wafaa soch ke baandh, Abhi aghaaz-e-mohabbat hai geya kuch bhi nahin, Main to […]
  • Kahin door chal mere hamnawaa.. April 23, 2016
    Kisi aur bassti main dil laga, kahin door chal mere hamnawaa, Hai sheher mukamal faraib ka, kahin door chal mere hamnawaa, Har shakss matlab parast hai, humen is nagar main shikast hai, Na tera hai koi na hai mera, kahin door chal mere hamnawaa, Ab nafsa nafsi ka daur hai, be-reham logon ka zor hai, […]
  • Kya ghazab hai ke hijr ke din bhi.. April 22, 2016
    Kya ghazab hai ke hijr ke din bhi, Zindagi main shumaar hote hain.. `… The post Kya ghazab hai ke hijr ke din bhi.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Itni muddat baad mile ho.. April 21, 2016
    Itni muddat baad mile ho, Kin sochon main gum rehte ho, Itne haayef kyun rehte ho, Har aahatt pe ddar jate ho, Taiz hawa ne mujh se pucha, Rait pe kya likhte rehte ho, Kash koi hum se bhi pooche, Raat gaye tak kyun jaage ho, Main daryaa se bhi dartaa hoon, Tum daryaa se […]
  • Duniya ki taraf laut ke aanay ke nahin hum.. April 18, 2016
    Duniya ki taraf laut ke aanay ke nahin hum, Sach baat yeh hai tere zamaane ke nahin hum, Awaaz mizaaji bhi tabiyat nahin apni, Wese to kisi thikaane ke nahin hum, Ik dard ki daulat hai jise banttay phiray, Maalik bhi kisi aur khazaane ke nahin hum, Tu ne to abhi khail ka aghaaz kiya, […]