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Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye

Posted in SMS Shayari on May 5th, 2010 | No Comments »

Larkay Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larkay Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata Hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe To BANANA KHANA Aata Hai

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Aye KHUDA Mery Abbu Salaamat Rahain

Posted in Funny Shayari, SMS Shayari on September 8th, 2009 | No Comments »

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Zardari To Musharaff Ka Bhi Baap Nikla…

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 8th, 2009 | No Comments »

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Petrol Bohat Mehnga Hai Faraz…

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 8th, 2009 | No Comments »

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Oye Ullu Ke Patte

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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My Husband Has A Fearfull Disease

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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Wife : I am going to my mothers place..

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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An Economist Explains “Wife”

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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My Wife Converted Me

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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Lucky Is The Man…

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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In Art Gallery Couple Sees

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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Wife: Our Son Got His Brain From Me.

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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Did U Have Any Boyfriend Before Marriage ?

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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Husband Aur Wife Hotel Mein

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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Wife:- I Will Die.

Posted in SMS Shayari on September 6th, 2009 | No Comments »

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