Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..

Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

Does your feet never hurt ??

You are always wondering around my thoughts all day long 😀

Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

Height Of Fashion:

3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum

‘Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai’ 😀 😀

Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
isliye na lagao DIL
na Aayega BILL.
Prem Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill…

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-