SMS Shayari

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don?t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

Scientist are trying to figure out,
how long a person can live without BRAIN
,Please tell them your age?..!!

I ?m a Very Responsible Person

(?;?)

Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I?m Responsible for it?

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out..(try to understand this)

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground?..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital?

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn?t it rain on you?