Aye KHUDA Mery Abbu Salaamat Rahain

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Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K
Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko
Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj [...]

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Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

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Woh Dilli Chali Gayi

Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

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Yehi Anjam Hota Hai

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai
Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

July 20, 2009  Tags: , , , , ,   Posted in: Mazahiya Shayari  No Comments

Students K Dard University Kya Jane

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

July 20, 2009  Tags: , , , , ,   Posted in: Mazahiya Shayari  No Comments

Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli?Shukriya Bhai Jaan

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Tum Mar Jaoo Gey

Kon Kehta Hai Mout Aye Gii To Tum Mar Jaoo Gey
Tum To Bander Ho? Darkth Per Charh Jaoo Gey

July 20, 2009  Tags: , , , , ,   Posted in: Mazahiya Shayari  No Comments

Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein
Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.
Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.
Aap Kehte Hain [...]

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Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm

Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain
Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain
Kissi Se “Luv U” Kehte Hain Kissi Se “Hug U” Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??
Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko [...]

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Hindi/Urdu Mazahiya Shayari [Mix]

Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Kyuki Tumare Ghar Ki Ghanti Hum Hi Baja Kar Bhage
Aap Itrate Bahut Ho
Dil Ko Behlate Bahut Ho
Sochte Hai Aap Ko DINNER Par Le Jaye
Par Kya Kare ZALIM Tum Khate Bahut Ho
Hum Bhi Dost Tere Lie TAJ MAHAL Banaaenge..
Gaur Farmaaiga..
Hum [...]

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Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Idher To Shehar Ke Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Udher Tamaam Lafangey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Main Unn Ka Maal Gaban Ker Ke Jab Say Bhaitha Hoon
Yateem Khaaney Ke Bachey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Mila Hai Nuskha Jawaani Palat Ka Jab Say Mujhey
Tumharey Shehar Ke Bhudey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Main Jinn Ke Waastey Jootey Chura Le Jail Gaya
Woh [...]

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Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai

Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai?
Jab Yehi Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai?
Paheli Barish Me Train Late Hone Ki Fikr Hai
Bhul Gaye Bhigte Hue Tahelna Kya Hai?
Serails Ke Kirdaaro Ka Saara Haal Hai Malum
Par Maa Ka Haal Puchhne Ki Fursat Kise Hai?
Ab Ret Pe Nage Pao Tahelte Kyu Nahi?
108 [...]

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Boys Gussa Nahin Karna

Boys Gussa Nahin Karna
Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain
Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain
Kissi Se “Luv U” Kehte Hain Kissi Se “Hug U” Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??
Mobile De [...]

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Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo Per

Zindagi Honay Lagi Jub Say Basar Yahoo Per
Roze Karta Hoon Naya Aik Safar Yahoo Per
Shaam Takk Rehti Hai Jaari Tugg-O-Dau Rozi Ki
Aur Phir Raat Say Hoti Hai Sahar Yahoo Per
Faaslay Abb Kahan Haayal Rahay Insaanon Mein
Kar Hi Laitay Hain Mulaaqat Magar Yahoo Per
Ilm Ka Aik Samandar Hai Pyaason Kay Liay
Dekh Nadaan Koi Ilzaam Na Dhar [...]

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Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker
Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Ker
6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Ker
Ker Ke Gher Sunsaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Sone Ke Set Banwaye Gi
Shaan Masale Bhi Laye Gi
Suit Bohut Se Silwaye Gi
Silk Ke Le Ke Thaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Aish Karon Gi Amma Ke Gher
Kaam Karain Ge Noker Chaker
Car Main [...]

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Kal Ik Bachon Ki Majlis Mai

Kal Ik Bachon Ki Majlis Mai Kaha Aik Shokh Bache Ne
Hamari Taak Mai Dushman Bare Huushyar Bethe Hain
Azeezo ! Saathio ! Mansooba Bandi Ke Zamaane Mai
Ghaneemat Hai K Hum Soorat Yahan Do Chaar Bethe Hain

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Banen Len Jaandeo

Banen Len Jaandeo
Banen Le Ke Aandeo
Paandeo Te Pendi Nai
Laandeo Te Lendi Nai
Le Jaave Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Rendi Nai
Banen Mai Diyan Ga !!!!
Pao Ge To Pe Jaaye
Lao Ge Te Le Jaaye
Le Jaaye Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Reh Jaaye
Banen Meri Vadhiya
Banen Meri Top Di
Vaddian Noo Poori Aaye
Nikeyaan De Naap Di
Chhez Huve Asli
Te Moo?on Paee [...]

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Kata Hai Haj Kaa?abe Ka Safar Bhi

Kata Hai Haj Kaa?abe Ka Safar Bhi
Surror-O-Kaif Ke Saagher Luundhaate
Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha
Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate

July 20, 2009  Tags: , , , , ,   Posted in: Mazahiya Shayari  No Comments

Jab Yeh Izraayel Se

Jab Yeh Izraayel Se Haq Ne Kaha Roz-E-Azal
Har Tan-E-Zinda Mai Apna Sard Khanjar Ghonp De
Bol Uttha Haatif Khudawand Mujhe Har Marg Per
Misraa -E-Taareekh Dene Ka Wazeefa Sonp De

July 20, 2009  Tags: , , , , ,   Posted in: Mazahiya Shayari  No Comments