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Funny Shayari

Who doesnt like Funny Poetry, people of pakistan love Urdu Funny Poetry. Funny Poetry is known as Mazahiya Shayari, Mazahia Shayari or Funny Shayari. Urdu Funny Poetry is loved in pakistan, so we have a huge collection of Urdu Funny Poetry lined up for our visitors to read.



Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai..

Funny Shayari

Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai,
Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai..

295 votes, 4.07 avg. rating



Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..

Funny Shayari

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Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,
“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..

255 votes, 4.25 avg. rating



Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny Shayari

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

506 votes, 4.30 avg. rating



Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera..

Funny Shayari

Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera,
Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera,

Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi,
Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera,

Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna,
Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera,

Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai,
Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera,

Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar,
Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..

(dandaan;artificial teeth)(garebaan;collars)

101 votes, 4.12 avg. rating



Dhoka mila jab pyar main..

Funny Shayari

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.. 😀

214 votes, 4.36 avg. rating



Us ka naam “Allah-Rakhi” hai..

Funny Shayari

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

209 votes, 4.44 avg. rating



Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi

Funny Shayari

Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi,
Phir mujh ko kya khabar ke wahan se kidhar gayi..

152 votes, 4.28 avg. rating



Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye..

Funny Shayari

Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,

Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,

Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,

Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,

Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..

(khatoon;lady)(sar’sari;easy)(mamnoon;thankfull)

132 votes, 4.20 avg. rating



Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota..

Funny Shayari

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,

Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,
Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,

Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,
Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,

Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,
Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,

Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,
Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..

(zukaam;flu)(khokha;stall)(zer-e-behess;under discussion)(khat-o-haal;situation)(huye-hubaan;situation)

61 votes, 3.90 avg. rating



Bass matric kar lo :D

Funny Shayari

Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai.. 😀 😀

195 votes, 4.22 avg. rating


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  • Apne honton ko sii liya jaye.. February 4, 2016
    Apne honton ko sii liya jaye, Jee main aaya hai jee liya jaye..… The post Apne honton ko sii liya jaye.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Aap agar hum ko mil gaye hote.. February 3, 2016
    Aap agar hum ko mil gaye hote, Baagh main phool khil gaye hote, Aap ne yoon hi ghoor kar dekha, Honthh to yoon bhi sil gaye hote, Kaash hum aap is tarah milte, Jaise do waqt mil gaye hote, Us ki aankhen hi kaj-nazar theen adam, Dil ke parde to hil gaye hote..… The post […]
  • Raat aayi hai balaaon se rihaayi de gi.. February 1, 2016
    Raat aayi hai balaaon se rihaayi de gi, Ab na deewaar na zanjeer dikhaayi de gi, Yeh dhundhlaka sa jo is ko ghaneemat samjho, Dekhna phir koi suurat na sujhaayi de gi, Dil jo tootay ga to ik-tarfa tamaasha ho ga, Kitne aayinon main woh shakal dikhayi de gi, Sath ke ghar main bara shor […]
  • Shaamil hoon khail main teri tafreeh ke liye.. January 30, 2016
    Shaamil hoon khail main teri tafreeh ke liye, Baazi to kitni dair se haara hua hoon main..… The post Shaamil hoon khail main teri tafreeh ke liye.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Wafaa karen ge, nibhayen ge, baat maanain ge.. January 29, 2016
    Wafaa karen ge, nibhayen ge, baat maanain ge, Tumhe bhi yaad hai kuch yeh kalaam kis ka tha ? … The post Wafaa karen ge, nibhayen ge, baat maanain ge.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Bharosa toot jane se zara pehle bata dena.. January 28, 2016
    Bharosa toot jane se zara pehle bata dena, Mujhe tum azmaane se zara pehle bata dena, Kisi heelay bahane se zara pehle bata dena, Ke tum mujh ko bhulane se zara pehle bata dena, Zehen ki rait pr tum ne mohabbat se jo likhi thi, Woh tehreeren mitaane se zara pehle bata dena, Mere dilbar, […]
  • Uss ki woh jane usay paas-e-wafa tha ke na tha.. January 27, 2016
    Uss ki woh jane usay paas-e-wafa tha ke na tha, Tum faraz apni taraf se to nibhaate jaate.. … The post Uss ki woh jane usay paas-e-wafa tha ke na tha.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Tum na maano magar haqeeqat hai.. January 26, 2016
    Tum na maano magar haqeeqat hai, Ishq insaan ki zaroorat hai, Kuch to dil mubtilaa -e- wehshat hai, Kuch teri yaad bhi qayamat hai, Jee raha hoon iss eitmaad ke sath, Zindagi ko meri zaroorat hai, Husn hi husn jalwe hi jalwe, Sirf ehsaas ki zaroorat hai, Un ke waade pe naaz the kya kya, […]
  • Laazim nahin ke us ko bhi mera khayal ho.. January 25, 2016
    Laazim nahin ke us ko bhi mera khayal ho, Mera jo haal hai wohi uss ka bhi haal ho, Koi khabar khushi ki kahin se mile munir, Iss roz-o-shab main aesa bhi ik din kamaal ho..… The post Laazim nahin ke us ko bhi mera khayal ho.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Main hi jaanta hoon jo mujhe pr guzar gayi.. January 24, 2016
    Kuch main hi jaanta hoon jo mujh pr guzar gayi, Duniya to lutf le gi mere waqiyaat ka.. … The post Main hi jaanta hoon jo mujhe pr guzar gayi.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.