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Urdu Funny Shayari

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Funny Shayari

Who doesnt like Funny Poetry, people of pakistan love Urdu Funny Poetry. Funny Poetry is known as Mazahiya Shayari, Mazahia Shayari or Funny Shayari. Urdu Funny Poetry is loved in pakistan, so we have a huge collection of Urdu Funny Poetry lined up for our visitors to read.



Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai..

Funny Shayari

Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai,
Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai..



Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..

Funny Shayari

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Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,
“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..



Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny Shayari

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..



Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera..

Funny Shayari

Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera,
Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera,

Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi,
Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera,

Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna,
Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera,

Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai,
Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera,

Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar,
Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..

(dandaan;artificial teeth)(garebaan;collars)



Dhoka mila jab pyar main..

Funny Shayari

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.. 😀



Us ka naam “Allah-Rakhi” hai..

Funny Shayari

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.



Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi

Funny Shayari

Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi,
Phir mujh ko kya khabar ke wahan se kidhar gayi..



Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye..

Funny Shayari

Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,

Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,

Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,

Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,

Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..

(khatoon;lady)(sar’sari;easy)(mamnoon;thankfull)



Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota..

Funny Shayari

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,

Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,
Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,

Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,
Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,

Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,
Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,

Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,
Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..

(zukaam;flu)(khokha;stall)(zer-e-behess;under discussion)(khat-o-haal;situation)(huye-hubaan;situation)



Bass matric kar lo :D

Funny Shayari

Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai.. 😀 😀


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  • Agar kabhi meri yaad aaye.. June 24, 2016
    Agar kabhi meri yaad aye, To chaand raton ki narm dilgeer roshni main, Kisi sitaare ko dekh lena, Agar woh nakhl-e-falak se urr kar tumhare qadmon main aa gire to, Yeh jaan lena woh istaara tha mere dil ka, Agar na aaye.. Magar yeh mumkin hi kis tarah hai ke tum kisi pr nigaah dalo, […]
  • Tu hamari tarah bassar kar to sahi.. June 21, 2016
    Tu hamari tarah bassar kar to sahi, Zindagi tere bhi maathay pe paseena aa jaye..… The post Tu hamari tarah bassar kar to sahi.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Kabhi hum khoobsurat thay.. June 20, 2016
    Kabhi hum khoobsurat thay, Kitaabon main bassi khushbu ki maanind, Saans saakin thi, Bohat se an-kahe lafzon se tasveeren banate they, Parindon ke paron pr nazam likh kar, Door ki jheelon main basne wale logon ko sunaate they, Jo hum se door thay lekin hamare paas rehte thay, Naye din ki musaafat jab kiran ke […]
  • Main apne rab ki rehmat ka karoon ka tazkara.. June 19, 2016
    Main apne rab ki rehmat ka karoon ka tazkara aabi, Munaafa mujh ko deta hai khasaara cheen leta hai..… The post Main apne rab ki rehmat ka karoon ka tazkara.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Mujhe dost ban ke daghaa na de.. June 17, 2016
    Mere hum-nafass mere hum-nawaa, mujhe dost ban ke dagha na de, Main hoon dard-e-ishq se jaan ba-lab mujhe zindagi ki dua na de, Main gham-e-jahan se nidhaal hoon ke saraapa huzn-o-malaal hoon, Jo likhe hain mere naseeb main, woh alam kisi ko khuda na de, Na yeh zindagi meri zindagi, na yeh dastaan meri daastan, […]
  • Us ne aesi chaal chali ke meri maat yaqeeni thi.. June 14, 2016
    Us ne aesi chaal chali ke meri maat yaqeeni thi, Phir apni apni qismat thi, haara main, pachtaaya woh..… The post Us ne aesi chaal chali ke meri maat yaqeeni thi.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Na aye tujh ko nazar, tu magar udaas na ho.. June 11, 2016
    Na aye tujh ko nazar’ tu magar udaas na ho Talash kar’ woh yahin teray aa’s paas na ho Mujhay yakeen nahin’ uss ko tera paas na ho Tera gumaan na ho’ ya tera qayaas na ho Woh aur kya karay akhir’ agar udaas na ho Beghair ishq na chain aye’ ishq raas na ho […]
  • Deewangi-e-shoq ko yeh dhun hai.. June 10, 2016
    Deewangi-e-shoq ko yeh dhun hai ke in dinon, Ghar bhi ho aur be-dar o deewar sa bhi ho..… The post Deewangi-e-shoq ko yeh dhun hai.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Tumhare sheher ka mausam barra suhaana lage.. June 7, 2016
    Tumhare sheher ka mausam barra suhaana lage, Main ik shaam chura loon agar bura na lage, Tumhare bas main agar ho to bhool jao humen, Tumhen bhulaane main shayed mujhe zamaana lage, Hamare pyar se jalne lagi hai ik duniya, Dua karo kisi dushman ki baduaa na lage, Na jane kya hai us ki be-baak […]
  • Be-sabab zalzala aalam main nahin ata.. June 6, 2016
    Be-sabab zalzala aalam main nahin ata, Koi betaab teh-khaak tarrapta hoga..… The post Be-sabab zalzala aalam main nahin ata.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.