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Urdu Funny Shayari

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Funny Shayari

Who doesnt like Funny Poetry, people of pakistan love Urdu Funny Poetry. Funny Poetry is known as Mazahiya Shayari, Mazahia Shayari or Funny Shayari. Urdu Funny Poetry is loved in pakistan, so we have a huge collection of Urdu Funny Poetry lined up for our visitors to read.



Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai..

Funny Shayari

Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai,
Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai..



Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..

Funny Shayari

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Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,
“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..



Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny Shayari

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..



Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera..

Funny Shayari

Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera,
Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera,

Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi,
Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera,

Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna,
Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera,

Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai,
Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera,

Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar,
Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..

(dandaan;artificial teeth)(garebaan;collars)



Dhoka mila jab pyar main..

Funny Shayari

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.. 😀



Us ka naam “Allah-Rakhi” hai..

Funny Shayari

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.



Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi

Funny Shayari

Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi,
Phir mujh ko kya khabar ke wahan se kidhar gayi..



Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye..

Funny Shayari

Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,

Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,

Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,

Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,

Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..

(khatoon;lady)(sar’sari;easy)(mamnoon;thankfull)



Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota..

Funny Shayari

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,

Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,
Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,

Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,
Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,

Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,
Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,

Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,
Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..

(zukaam;flu)(khokha;stall)(zer-e-behess;under discussion)(khat-o-haal;situation)(huye-hubaan;situation)



Bass matric kar lo :D

Funny Shayari

Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai.. 😀 😀


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  • Dhoop main saaya bane tanha kharre.. May 26, 2016
    Dhoop main saaya bane tanha kharre hote hain, Barre logon ke khasaaray bhi barre hote hain..… The post Dhoop main saaya bane tanha kharre.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Phir se tootay ga dil yeh bechaara.. May 24, 2016
    Phir se tootay ga dil yeh bechaara, Phir wohi bewafa hai aur main hoon.. Ibn-e-muneeb… The post Phir se tootay ga dil yeh bechaara.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Tere lehje se kyun laga mujh ko.. May 23, 2016
    Tere lehje se kyun laga mujh ko, Tu mere roothne pe raazi hai..… The post Tere lehje se kyun laga mujh ko.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Har dard pehen lena, har khawb main kho jana.. May 22, 2016
    Har dard pehen lena, har khawb main kho jana, Kya apni tabiyat hai, har shakhss ka ho jana, Ik sheher basaa lena bichrre huye logon ka, Phir shab ke jazeere main dil thaam ke so jana, Mozuu sukhan kuch ho, ta-dair usay takna, Har lafz pe ruk jana, har baat pe kho jana, Aan to […]
  • Main musafir hoon, khataayen bhi hui hain mujh se.. May 21, 2016
    Main musafir hoon, khataayen bhi hui hain mujh se, Tum taraazuu main mere paaon ke chaalay rakhna..… The post Main musafir hoon, khataayen bhi hui hain mujh se.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Farz karo hum ehl-e-wafaa hon.. May 20, 2016
    Farz karo hum ehl-e-wafaa hon, farz karo deewane hon, Farz karo yeh dono baaten jhooti hon afsaane hon..… The post Farz karo hum ehl-e-wafaa hon.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Kis kis ki zubaan rokne jaaon teri khaatir.. May 19, 2016
    Kis kis ki zubaan rokne jaaon teri khaatir, Kis kis ki tabaahi main tera haath nahin hai..… The post Kis kis ki zubaan rokne jaaon teri khaatir.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
  • Meri saari zindagi ko be-samar us ne kiya.. May 18, 2016
    Meri saari zindagi ko be-samar us ne kiya, Umar meri thi magar us ko bassar us ne kiya, Main bohat kamzor tha us mulk main hijrat ke baad, Pr mujhe us mulk main kamzor-tar us ne kiya, Sheher main woh moatbar meri gawaahi se hua, Phir mujhe uss sheher main na-moatbar us ne kiya, Sheher […]
  • Aur bhi gham hain zamaane main.. May 17, 2016
    Aur bhi gham hain zamaane main mohabbat ke siwa, Raahaten aur bhi hain vasl ki rahat ke siwa..… The post Aur bhi gham hain zamaane main.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.