Urdu Funny Shayari
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Funny Shayari
Who doesnt like Funny Poetry, people of pakistan love Urdu Funny Poetry. Funny Poetry is known as Mazahiya Shayari, Mazahia Shayari or Funny Shayari. Urdu Funny Poetry is loved in pakistan, so we have a huge collection of Urdu Funny Poetry lined up for our visitors to read.
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Funny Shayari
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 
Teacher shocked… :
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Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..
Funny Shayari
Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
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Band kar lety hy awarah hawa muthi may
Funny Shayari
Band kar lety hy awarah hawa muthi may
phir hawa may isay taqseem karty hay
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Bohat es ko bulata ho bohat samjhta ho lekin
Funny Shayari
Bohat es ko bulata ho bohat samjhta ho lekin
ye aeyny may betha shaks baher kuin nay ata
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Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein
Funny Shayari
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
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Ek sal es ko bholny may lag hi jai ga
Funny Shayari
Ek sal es ko bholny may lag hi jai ga
Phir ye bhi soch lo ke bahi pora sal hy
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Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta
Funny Shayari
Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..
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Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha
Funny Shayari
Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..
Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???
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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne
Funny Shayari
Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’
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Fitteh Moon Tum idhar bhi agaye
Funny Shayari
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr
Funny Shayari
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-
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Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Funny Shayari
Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz..
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Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai
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Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal
Funny Shayari
Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal Ata hai Warna
Warna Yasu Panju ma to hum Maaf Kia Nahi Kartay
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Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya
Funny Shayari
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam
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Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
Funny Shayari
Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
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Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
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Abhi Aap Chotey Ho Is Liye..
“Some Text Missing”..:-D
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