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Funny Shayari

Who doesnt like Funny Poetry, people of pakistan love Urdu Funny Poetry. Funny Poetry is known as Mazahiya Shayari, Mazahia Shayari or Funny Shayari. Urdu Funny Poetry is loved in pakistan, so we have a huge collection of Urdu Funny Poetry lined up for our visitors to read.



Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai..

Funny Shayari

Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai,
Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai..

320 votes, 4.08 avg. rating



Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..

Funny Shayari

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Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,
“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..

280 votes, 4.28 avg. rating



Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound..

Funny Shayari

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

550 votes, 4.30 avg. rating



Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera..

Funny Shayari

Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera,
Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera,

Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi,
Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera,

Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna,
Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera,

Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai,
Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera,

Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar,
Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..

(dandaan;artificial teeth)(garebaan;collars)

108 votes, 4.14 avg. rating



Dhoka mila jab pyar main..

Funny Shayari

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.. 😀

239 votes, 4.33 avg. rating



Us ka naam “Allah-Rakhi” hai..

Funny Shayari

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

220 votes, 4.46 avg. rating



Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi

Funny Shayari

Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi,
Phir mujh ko kya khabar ke wahan se kidhar gayi..

164 votes, 4.27 avg. rating



Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye..

Funny Shayari

Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,
Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,

Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,

Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,
In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,

Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,
Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,

Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,
Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..

(khatoon;lady)(sar’sari;easy)(mamnoon;thankfull)

141 votes, 4.23 avg. rating



Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota..

Funny Shayari

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,

Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,
Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,

Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,
Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,

Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,
Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,

Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,
Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..

(zukaam;flu)(khokha;stall)(zer-e-behess;under discussion)(khat-o-haal;situation)(huye-hubaan;situation)

64 votes, 3.84 avg. rating



Bass matric kar lo :D

Funny Shayari

Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai.. 😀 😀

203 votes, 4.20 avg. rating


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    Udaasiyon ka yeh mausam badal bhi sakta tha, Woh chahta to mere sath chal bhi sakta tha, Woh shakss tu ne jis ko chorrne ki jaldi ki, Tere mizaaj ke saanchay main dhhal bhi sakta tha, Woh jald-baaz khafaa ho kar chal diya warna, Tanaazaat ka koi hall nikal bhi sakta tha, Anaaa ne hath […]
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    To main bhi khush hon koi us se ja ke keh dena, Agar woh khush hai mujhe be-qaraar karte huye, Tumhe khabar hi nahin hai ke koi toot geya, Mohababton ko bohat paayedaar karte huye..… The post To main bhi khush hoon.. appeared first on Ranjish.com.
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