Urdu Funny Shayari

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All izz well

Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ….
khirki darwaze khol…
Chanda mama ko bol!
All izzz wel
KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??
Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?
tu mom Bati jala.
Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well
All izz wel….!!

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Log kehte hein ishq to ek beemari hai

dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti.
har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhe milti.
Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha.
to phr Medical Store se iski Dawa kyun nhe milti.

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Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.
Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.
Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.
Bad me to bas Qumi Trana acha lagta ha.

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New Student Remix Of Amplifier

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, [...]

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Aye KHUDA Mery Abbu Salaamat Rahain

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Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K
Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko
Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj [...]

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Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

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Woh Dilli Chali Gayi

Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

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Yehi Anjam Hota Hai

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai
Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

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Students K Dard University Kya Jane

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

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Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli?Shukriya Bhai Jaan

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Tum Mar Jaoo Gey

Kon Kehta Hai Mout Aye Gii To Tum Mar Jaoo Gey
Tum To Bander Ho? Darkth Per Charh Jaoo Gey

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Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein
Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.
Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.
Aap Kehte Hain [...]

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Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm

Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain
Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain
Kissi Se “Luv U” Kehte Hain Kissi Se “Hug U” Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??
Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko [...]

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Hindi/Urdu Mazahiya Shayari [Mix]

Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Kyuki Tumare Ghar Ki Ghanti Hum Hi Baja Kar Bhage
Aap Itrate Bahut Ho
Dil Ko Behlate Bahut Ho
Sochte Hai Aap Ko DINNER Par Le Jaye
Par Kya Kare ZALIM Tum Khate Bahut Ho
Hum Bhi Dost Tere Lie TAJ MAHAL Banaaenge..
Gaur Farmaaiga..
Hum [...]

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