Funny Shayari

Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi,
Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi 😛

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho 😉

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??

Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:

Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.

Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada

Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.

Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?

BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

k
“Sending Fail ”
kar doon..

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta

ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.

Ek Ladki thee Diwani see,
Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee,
Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko
Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee,
Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke,
Gauti se baatein karti thee,
Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke,
Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee,
Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se,
par Maahi se wo darti thee,
Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se,
bas yehi poochha karti thi kay,

Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???

Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai
Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai

Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai
carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, na oxygen andar arha hai

Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain,
tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain.

Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain,
Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain.

humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,
syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain.

Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli,
Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli.

Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga,
juma k din clinic band rahy ga. 😉

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,
bekabu se hamare jazbat he,
ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he

Sabhi kamrey, bawarchi khaney, lawn hazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

Kabhi kisi ka na koi kheyal karte hain
Achanak raat 12 baje bhi aa tapakte hain
Akele hi jinhe bardasht karna baat hai okhi
Woh apne sath le ate hain poori fauj bachon ki
Jo ana zaroori tha to banda phone tou karde
Yeh kesa surprise hai ke moo chuk ke laga aye

Bana kar jaan hamari yeh vabaal-e-jaan karte hain
Puraney chor kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

Takaluf mein agar poochein ge ke khayen ge kya
To kahen ge chaye theher ke, pehle ho jaye thanda
Abhi hum diet per hain, Diet bottle hi mangayiye ga
Taayi cake ke siwa kuch bhi na laayiye ga
Zara sa choclate cake le aayiye ga mere jogi
Ciggerete bhi agar milein tou aik dabbi bohat hogi

Supari, Saunf, Sheehsa aur paan haazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain