Funny Shayari

Woh humain kaafir kehte hain to kehte rahen Faraz
Ami kehti hain, jo kehta hai wohi hota hai …..

Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ….
khirki darwaze khol…
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izz wel….!!

dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti.
har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhe milti.

Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha.
to phr Medical Store se iski Dawa kyun nhe milti.

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.
Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.

Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.
Bad me to bas Qumi Trana acha lagta ha.

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

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Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K

Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko

Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi

Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikal Rahe The
Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikal Rahe The

Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya He
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jwaab Aaya Hai

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai
Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai