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Who doesnt like Funny Poetry, people of pakistan love Urdu Funny Poetry. Funny Poetry is known as Mazahiya Shayari, Mazahia Shayari or Funny Shayari. Urdu Funny Poetry is loved in pakistan, so we have a huge collection of Urdu Funny Poetry lined up for our visitors to read.



Bass matric kar lo :D

Funny Shayari

Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai.. 😀 😀



Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha

Funny Shayari

Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha,
Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha,

Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein wo kiss se bahkhshaye,
Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha,

Us jagah par kafi loki manatein mangne pohanche,
Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba tha.

(Labba;find)(Suke Doodh;Milk Powder)(Moya;Dead)(Kukad;Cock)



Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi

Funny Shayari

Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,
K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…

Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,
Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi… 😀 😀



Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi…

Funny Shayari

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.



Kolavari di, The funny exams version.

Funny Shayari

Exam song !
Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3 4..
Tune changes..
Kayila paper.. Only englsh..
Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..
Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..
Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw u..
God i m dying nw
pls make me pass nw..



Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Funny Shayari

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
😉
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 🙂

Teacher shocked… :
<. .Pathan Rocked...:<.



Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..

Funny Shayari

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..



Band kar lety hy awarah hawa muthi may

Funny Shayari

Band kar lety hy awarah hawa muthi may

phir hawa may isay taqseem karty hay

 



Bohat es ko bulata ho bohat samjhta ho lekin

Funny Shayari

Bohat es ko bulata ho bohat samjhta ho lekin

ye aeyny may betha shaks baher kuin nay ata



Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein

Funny Shayari

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…


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