Funny Shayari

Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker
Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Ker
6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Ker
Ker Ke Gher Sunsaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Sone Ke Set Banwaye Gi
Shaan Masale Bhi Laye Gi
Suit Bohut Se Silwaye Gi
Silk Ke Le Ke Thaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aish Karon Gi Amma Ke Gher
Kaam Karain Ge Noker Chaker
Car Main Le Jaye Ga Shofer
Le Ke Yeh Arman Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Pannu Main Rehte Hain Aakil Chacha
Changa Manga Main Taya Hai
Sab Se Mil Ker Ana Hai
Bana Ke Sare Plan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Boli Rehna Ache Soher
Dafter Se Seedhe Ana Gher
Jate Jate Haath Main De
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Trah Trah Ke Khane Paka Ker
Bher Dala Sara Freazer
Take Main Na Khaon Bahir
Kerk Ke Poora Etminan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Ik Din Phone Kiya Us Ke Gher
Bole Us Ke Mama Asgher
Who To Le Ke Sara Tabber
Aaj Subah Hi Multan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Dhoop Or Germi Se Aa Ker Tang
Mela Huwa Jab Us Ka Rang
Apni Ik Saheli Ke Sang
Wahan Se Kaghan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aati Hai Us Ki Email Baraber
Kehti Hai Mujhe Ko Bhejo Doller
Phas Mushkil Main Jaan Gai Hai
Hoton Ki Mare Muskan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Kal Ik Bachon Ki Majlis Mai Kaha Aik Shokh Bache Ne
Hamari Taak Mai Dushman Bare Huushyar Bethe Hain
Azeezo ! Saathio ! Mansooba Bandi Ke Zamaane Mai
Ghaneemat Hai K Hum Soorat Yahan Do Chaar Bethe Hain

Banen Len Jaandeo
Banen Le Ke Aandeo

Paandeo Te Pendi Nai
Laandeo Te Lendi Nai

Le Jaave Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Rendi Nai

Banen Mai Diyan Ga !!!!

Pao Ge To Pe Jaaye
Lao Ge Te Le Jaaye

Le Jaaye Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Reh Jaaye

Banen Meri Vadhiya
Banen Meri Top Di

Vaddian Noo Poori Aaye
Nikeyaan De Naap Di

Chhez Huve Asli
Te Moo?on Paee Boldi

Thoop Nalo Gori Lage
Rassi Utte Doldi

Jinne Varrey Chao Tussi Ais Noon Ha?ndaa Lo

Pher Paanve Bachayaan Da Jhaangia Bana Lo

Kata Hai Haj Kaa?abe Ka Safar Bhi
Surror-O-Kaif Ke Saagher Luundhaate

Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha
Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate

Jab Yeh Izraayel Se Haq Ne Kaha Roz-E-Azal
Har Tan-E-Zinda Mai Apna Sard Khanjar Ghonp De
Bol Uttha Haatif Khudawand Mujhe Har Marg Per
Misraa -E-Taareekh Dene Ka Wazeefa Sonp De

Qabza Dilaya Mujhe Mer Makaan Ka
Mere Jo Thea Wakeel Adeem-Ul-Nazeer Hain
Fees Un Ki Poochte Ho To Ab Is Makaan Mai
Khood Hazrat-E-Wakeel Rihaayesh Pazeer Hain

Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Yeh To Unke Bacche Hi Kameene Hain
Jo Mama Mama Keh Kar Hme Bulate Hain

Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay
Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay

Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke
Aaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad Hay

Aik Nah Kafi Thi Her Muskil Se Bachne Ke Liye
Hum Ko Han Ka Faislaa Who Ehmaqana Yaad Hay
Ghar Jise Laye The Hum Roti Pakane Ke Liye
Ab Pakati Hay Hamen Us Ka Pakana Yaad Hay

Nah Silaee Janti Hay Nah Cooking Maloom Hay
Han Oose Shohar Ko Ungli Per Nachaana Yaad Hay

Uski Her Ik Baat Per Kehna Hi Parta Hay ?Bajaa?
Is Tarah Ooska Hamen Barson Bajana Yaad Hay

Mantay Hen Hum Husaini Hadesaa Hoga Shdeed
Kiyon Keh Tum Ko Waqeaa Itna Puranaa Yaad Hay

A Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se

Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho
Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho
Taj Mahalbanana To Mushkil Hai Mager
Har Gali Main 1 Anarkali Phasantay Raho